My previous comment is still under moderation apparently.So let me try again. According to Stephanie, Justin Beiber resembles a fetus. Going by Nick’s morals, it doesn’t look too good for poor Justin now, does it?
And oh wait, did I just try to make a Beiber joke? Meh.
You gotta remember BH, LB is trying to satisfy the intellectual capacity of the vast majority of everyday viewers by putting up simple jokes they can understand. The gems we find every now and then are just rare anomalies, and typically have to be explained to others, lol.
Justin Beiber fever in a nutshell: “Ohmigawd, he’s famous and he is close to my age. I must fall blindly in love with him and vehemently deny the fact that he will never know who I am… Hmmm, what’s he famous for anyway? Oh, he’s a singer? Well I’m the biggest fan of his music!!”
My reaction to Justin Beiber in a nutshell: “Who’s this Bieber kid everyone’s making fun of on facebook? Oh, a singer. Alright, carry on.”
Thats crazy, I just found this other hilarious site that has instead “Check out my dumbass website that is obviously so popular that i feel the need to spam EVERY fucking lamebook post” Stories and Jokes from real people. They are super funny just google imafuckingasshole and they should pop up first result.
Soon to be coming “they tracked me down and stuck a hamster up my butt, took a photo and posted it on lamebook, fuunnny”
JustAnotherAsian, you should feel like Frodo. You wasted a perfectly good opportunity to get a “First!” As Ayn Rand says, “There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist.”