That would have been funnier, but apparently, the pop culture of today has decided Nickelback is too mainstream, thus making them a “shit” band. A similar situation happened to Coldplay, but they are apparently “gay” and “fake”. They are also one of the most well-known and popular bands of today, but that’s just minor details.
The Trista girl means that listening to Nickelback is the equivalent of commiting suicide.
Its a sad world. Poor girl obviously popped this up here herself in order to feel appreciated at her “wit” or lack of it.
By the way, Nickelback are possibly one of the greatest bands in the world. Nickelback Ftw.