If I recall correctly, “procrastibating” was the Urban Word Of The Day from urbandictionary.com not so long ago. It’s the first time I see it being used anywhere else though, and indeed: it is quite catchy .
Wait, is Hope a boy’s name now? No wonder they’ve gone into hiding. I’m sure I’m missing something here…
Procrasturbating insinuates you are wasting time, that is why it’ll never catch on in my books.
I only vaguely remember the show “saved by the bell” but wasn’t there a guy called Skeeter on that? Is Skeeter always synonymous with compulsive masturbation? Anyone?
haha wordpervert, your right. Wanking it has been a very common subject. What’s with all the wanking males these days? lol! Well, I do have to say, If I was by myself, and I had a penis, I’d be wacking it too. Alas, all I have is my banana!
GROSS….they make things called vibrators for us Ladies….Bananas are for vitamins A & C or annoyingly catchy songs….
Nope…Hope is still a girls name….I believe that the ‘lameness’ of this post was that she was attempting to make fun of ‘boys’ saying that all they do is play xbox, wank and eat…Owen was correcting her attempt at a diss by saying they play PS3 instead.
JC’s joke was extremely obvious but it could have been funny if it were executed well. The only way he could have delivered it more clumsily would be if he said “hey! that sounds like you’re talking about masturbating and also you have a small penis!”
…all this talk of random foodstuffs (pun totally intended) makes me wish I had a vagina too (how often does one articulate a desire to be a hermaphrodite), or a more willing girlfriend with a hungry vajayjay. It seems like all a girl has to do is take a stroll to the fruit and veg shop or buy some conveniently shaped can of deodorant and she has herself the makings of a weekend full of kinky auto-fantasy. Maybe I have no imagination but the old reliable clenched fist of love seems to be turning into one of frustration and boredom. This isn’t the forum so I’m not going to ask any of you wankers directly, but all tips are welcome.
Completely off topic (well, quite, anyway)… I just watched some WInter Olympics highlights and there’s a ski-jumping guy called Andreas (I think that was his first name)… WANK!!! Funny names make my day.
@ Scarlett The Harlot: You are a sad sorry individual. Why do you have to make it personal? It’s just a laugh, a bit of fun to get through the day. But noooo you have to hunt them down stalk them, print their names so everyone can see. Fuck, people like you piss me off!
Not that I make a habit of finding the last names of strangers on Lamebook (creepy), but you got me curious. In that particular group there are only two members with the first name Hope, and only one has a friend with the first name Owen. Took about thirty seconds to find you.