#1. Old. heard it a jillion times. go fuck yourself, Jeremy.
#2. Bryan, you are absolutely correct.
Why, I’d call you an asshole for free. I’d even throw in calling you a cunt, because that’s just the kind of generosity and giving that makes our world a better place.
#3.Drew has eyes that are screaming for the sweet release of death.
To those moaning about the teeth, please note his eyes are just as yellow, and his nose is a fetching sand colour. Strangely, the woman who (obviously) put this together HAS spent the time to ensure her teeth and eyes pearly white, because its all about her, right…?
Anyone who has had their female partner pick out a picture of them together will have noticed this phenomenon. They invariably choose the one where THEY look best, not caring that their bloke has been snapped with an expression making their face resemble a half stretched scrotum.
In fairness, your point was richer and more nuanced, and the simmering misogyny spruced it up a treat.
However, I am a massive retard for not knowing the basic biology of the eye, so what the fuck would I know?
my my my isn’t matty quite the self-absorbed little douchenozzle? i can’t believe i haven’t been reading the comment sections before now. i am such a fan of cuntery and fuckery and mat has got both in spades!
Drew looks bad (worse) because you can’t see his bottom teeth (assuming that he has them) and lower lip. Without them, it looks like he’s got a prominent overbite, which in turn makes him look incredibly goofy (more than he no doubt already is). Seriously, what a dickhead couple. That picture is just so bad. And he looks jaundiced.
douchenozzle is obviously my preferred catch all insult you fucking twit. and inferring even sarcastically that your incessant use of hyperbole is “the worst thing in the world” makes you self-absorbed, since everyone knows the worst thing in the world has nothing to do with you and everything to do with this:
youtube .com/ watch?v=d5BdyIGtYcg&sns=em
(don’t watch that.)
and ill bet you thought you were really fucking clever by hyperboling your hyperbole so if anyone called you on your self absorbed douchenozzelry you could say something along the lines of “ZOMFG I so smart, that was even more hyperbole you cunts lolololololol” or some such. but bravo and carry on, the intarwebz needs people like you as much as it needs videos like the one linked above, so that I might find peace with my mundane and mediocre existence. because yay, at least i’m not you!
I AM NOT A DICK! i don’t even have one. and i figure the link wouldn’t be posted if i didn’t add some spaces though i would say broken links are almost as horrible as “skeletons having sex on a tin roof”(don’t google that).