I secretly like the root beer one, but I’m sure 15 other people have seen it on 15 other sites, and I’ll feel super-dejected for saying I like it, so I won’t say it out loud.
I bet it is fake too
I hate you. No, really, I just love you.
You say fake, I say real.
Let’s call the whole thing off.
I fucked Helen.
^ spot on
Hey, don’t bring my cats into this.
Suck my cock.
SUCK MY COCK!
^ That doesn’t work with the ladies at your place, so why do you think it will work here?
^Kind of you to assume he was talking to the ladies.
^ Hahaha! I like you, rightbrain.
Helen, how are these women going to get laid if you make them get rid of their cats?
Awful lot of likes there Liam…
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