Monday, June 11, 2012

Week Starting Wins

previous post: That’s What Fake Friends are for…



  1. Fake to the extreme.

  2. PS3 > Xbox

  3. I fucked Tim’s wife.

  4. Gary is correct. I’d give him a blowjob just for making that comparison.

  5. This is fake.

  6. David is very wise.

    Tim is very funny.

    George is just making excuses for indulging his latent homosexuality. He and Gary need to quit flirting, blow each other and be done with it.

  7. Tim is a sexist asshole.
    neighbour’s wife?
    wtf? she doesn’t get to be a neighbour in her own right because she has a vagina? fuck you Tim, you arrogant sack of dog shit.

  8. ^ Perhaps they are separated, and she’s not living near Tim, so Tim had to meet his “neighbor’s wife” at the brothel where she lives.

    But I doubt it.

  9. Nah, Tim’s just incredibly homophobic and needs to make it absolutely clear that it is a *woman* he is pretending that he fucked.

  10. What the fuck? How long do you look at these posts before you come up with something to whine about. Neighbor’s wife is important because it tells you she’s married. Think about it. The joke wouldn’t work if he had just said “I fucked my neighbor”. That’s not crazy enough. Damn woman. Please get laid soon for the sake of all of us here on this good site.

  11. ^thanks for writing in and fucking sharing, it was totally worth your time as I’m sure to take your opinion straight on board.
    Because it’s not like you’re a massive cunt, or anything, is it?

  12. No it’s not. But interesting that you should purport to be a feminist and then use the C word.

  13. ^It is interesting you believe what she says

  14. I don’t have to fucking be a feminist to point out misogyny.
    try again, dumbass.

  15. So you just point out misogyny, but you actually agree with it? That makes sense.

  16. ^ An absence of misogyny does not equal feminism, you waste of space.

  17. Did I ever say it did? You seem to be missing the part where it wasn’t just an absence, it was a direct argument against what is apparently “misogyny”.

    Feminism: The advocacy of women’s rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men.

    Anyone that argues against the sub-human treatment of women is a feminist. That’s why I think any decent person should be a feminist. MsAnne however is not a decent person, because she actively LOOKS for and CREATES instances of misogyny where any sane person could see there was none.

  18. udders or gtfo you god damn cow!

  19. Would have been funnier if it had been the neighbour’s husband. Now don’t go calling me homophobic, Evillivestock. I love the gays.

    I’m laughed, Capn.

  20. unless it was the neighbour’s leaf blower, I is failed to be impressed.

  21. ^do…uhhh…leafblowers get you all hot and bothered Ms?

  22. Tim fucking his neighbour’s leafblower?
    how are you not hot and bothered?

  23. I never said I wasn’t, dear…now all there is left to do is find a picture on the internet of a dude fucking a leafblower, and Ms. I have faith in you this time, if there’s a picture of some twisted freaky shit, you WILL find it…lol

  24. I obviously won the argument.

  25. Listen, you haven’t won shit ’till you show me your fat floppy tits, now get to it n1gger!

  26. Evilcow: Go make me a sammich.
    Equal rights for women = Fine.
    Feminism = Bullshit.

  27. Oh, come on. You’re just influenced by the extreme aspects of feminism. Most feminists are not power-hungry lesbians that wish for the complete subservience of all men. Most are very pleasant people that just want, as you said, equal rights for women. What do you find so appalling about feminism, Nails? I can’t help but wonder if you are influenced by MsAnne, who represents the lesbian, power-hungry, ugly as hell aspect of feminism. Not all feminists are as appalling as her.

  28. “Most feminists are not power-hungry lesbians that wish for the complete subservience of all men. ”

    Yes, they are, and they’re dead fucking wrong. Women as a gender are automatically fucking inferior, you know it and I fucking know it…the only thing a decent looking woman has going for her is a tight little pussy, a cute little ass, and perky little nipples…quit fucking lying to yourself….and all of us….and speaking of tits, why haven’t you fucking put yours on display yet?, fag. The only way I’m going to let you off now is if you get down on those bruised up little knees of yours and suck my huge pirate cock until it gets waterlogged and a splinter breaks off in the back of that big fucking white-knighting mouth of yours. Quit trying to show off by being *nice* to the little girls in this thread and grow a pair of fucking testicals you twat…that is, if you’re really a “man” and not just some random little trap that stumbled out of the *alt* section. :P

  29. Cow – you’re a twat.

    Cap’n – Give me some of what you’re having.

  30. You guys must lead very fulfilling lives, you don’t sound bitter or angry at all, I’d love to meet you guys, I bet you get a lot of women.

  31. You sure there nails, a quick I.V. poke loaded with 80mg of oxycontin got me feeling right chipper…now I’m just waiting on the vehicle to get back so I can ride on over to that sexy little bitches house I been talking too…well…one of them…lol…hell, only a few days go by and all ready I’m *set* to wiggle back into that tight little vagoo of hers…christ…opiates make me last forevers before I can bust on off…lol..

  32. ^a lot, Evilcow? Shit…I’ve practically been swimming in pussy lately…fucking heaven, I tell ya’s what man…

  33. I definitely believe you.

  34. Vagoo. Fuckin’ gold.

    And Nastycow, you haven’t won shit, certainly not an argument on the internet. I was sleeping. Now, just give me a chance to get my arse into work where I have a full keyboard, and I will present my argument on why you’re an irrelevant waste of space… Til then, fucker.

  35. You’re just making an excuse because you need to go ask your mother what to say.

  36. Ahhhhh snnnaaaaaaaappp

  37. Floyd_the_Barber

    I like to watch Johnny Cash videos on mute while listening to Justin Bieber. Johnny looks so nice with a sweet little boy’s voice.

  38. wait, so I am a feminist, heifer?
    are you sure about that?

  39. Yeah, just a really shitty, stereotypical one.

  40. Yeah, I guess for YOU, Nastycow, comment # 35 was a “snnnaaaaaaaappp”. You fucking muppet.

    Look, I don’t know how else to explain this… here, I’ll dumb it down for you… Being aware of misogyny and pointing it out to the general populace does not make a person a feminist. Just as being aware of misanthropy and pointing it out doesn’t make someone a people-lover. Nowhere did I imbrue the notion of feminism with derision or disdain, but you felt the need to tediously argue its merits to all and sundry because of an obviously trollish post by Nails. Aren’t you embarrassed? Even a little bit?

    I also fail to see the relevance of using “cunt” as an insult and its *ahem* purported anti-feminism undertones. Care to expand on your line of thought there?

  41. Actually if you are against it, it does make you a feminist, if you had read the definition I clearly posted. Or do you lack the brainpower to do even that? And yes, Nails has since devolved into trolling, but his original #26 post was obviously heartfelt.

  42. There you go again, you dumb shit. Do some reading on feminism vs. humanism and you will understand how bleedingly obtuse you appear to the rest of us.

    You also neglected to answer my “cunt” question.

    It is well within my brainpower to read and understand a definition; I even understand what it is you’re trying, so painfully, to say here. However it seems to be past the limits of your brainpower to expound an argument with any real-world relevance. Your understanding of this subject is narrow at best. If you want to skim the surface of all sociological theories in addition to this one, go right ahead, but do it in silence, yeah?

  43. I am genuinely wondering what a person with no sense of humour gets out of regularly visiting a humour site.

    Could you please explain why you come here, evilcow?

  44. Frankenstien, I have a sense of humor. I also enjoy other things, like starting arguments and name-calling. Can’t a guy enjoy more than one thing at once? WTF? Besides, I know it’s really long, but if you look back enough, you can see my original post was calling out MsAnne for being a humorless bitch. I myself found this post fairly humorous.

    Bacchante, if you fail to acknowledge the validity of the dictionary, then I am afraid even I can’t stoop low enough to argue with you. Good day sir.

  45. Evilcow, now I just feel bad for you. It became obvious to me that you are uneducated beyond a high school level. Sorry dude.

    In higher education (and life, actually), people are required to expand an argument past the bounds of dictionary definitions. This may include empirical evidence, anecdotal evidence or peer-reviewed theories.

    You keep bagging those groceries though, and I’m sure you’ll get your big break some day.

  46. Lol. So the dictionary is no longer a reliable source past high school? You sound like you went to some shitty community college. Of course the dictionary is a very useful tool for argumemts. If someone argued that a refridgerator was a type of animal, I don’t really need empirical evidence and all that shit. That’s basically the level of absurdity your argument has reached. Congratulations.

  47. I. just. feel. bad. for. you.


  48. “Can’t a guy enjoy more than one thing at once?”
    If only I had a second cock, posted up right above the original one…then I can really enjoy it, but until then, it’s one or the other.

    Bacchante, I enjoy it when you use big adult words. It makes me feel all smart and growed up for being able to read an understand dems :D

  49. Someone seriously off his own back, decided to watch a bieber video. That right there, is what’s wrong with the world.

  50. Bacchante must be really smart. I bet he’s going to harvard law school. That’s why he’s posting on Lamebook at all hours.

  51. Cow – You spelled refrigerator wrong.

    Oh, and I’m not “trolling,” per se (well maybe a little, but…), I’m just trying to convey to you in the best way that the interwebz will allow just how much I hate your fucking guts.

    You follow me around and troll me on other posts, and you constantly try and stir people up on here; all because you’re a joyless, self-aggrandizing, entitled little bitch who sponges off her rich parents and tries to feel worthwhile just by having someone reply to her. Yes, I remember that.

    And to further it, you dumb ass comments about Bacchante replying “at all hours” and how that somehow related to Harvard Law School — when she lives in a different fucking country. Or maybe she’s up studying her Harvard Law? Who fuckign cares what time it is?

    You are such a dumb, worthless twat. Go kill yourself.

    I’m done replying to you. (Though I might troll ya once in a while. You know, just for posterity’s sake. Go ahead, take a minute and look that up.)

  52. *your

  53. I have plenty of joy. I’m laughing right now in fact. As I said before, the whole reason I started this was because MsAnne was being her usual humorless self. I may feed off of my rich parents, but at least I enjoy my life. You sound like you hate every second of yours, you bitter freak. And why the fuck does it matter if Bacchante lives in a different country, and how the hell was I supposed to know that? Don’t pull that liberal shit on me. Go fuck yourself, you worthless emo faggot.

  54. I bet the only reason you’re full of joy right now is because you’re masturbating, and joy is the name of the vibrating dildo you enjoy slipping into that little anus of yours…fucking weirdo. :D

  55. Well, you’re correct there. For the first time in your life. I like to jerk myself off staring at my enormous stacks of money as well.

  56. Let me guess, you smear your cum all over Benjamins face afterwords, too…instead of letting your dog lick it off like the last time I accidentedidly walked in on “yous guys”, ami rite you big bad boy? U soo derti!

  57. My dog gives a good blowie.

  58. *Just* a blowie?, no sloppy five dahwa sucki sucki wong time? That’s just fucking lame dude! Do you at least let him lick your asshole? I hear they like that! :p :p :P Oh look, he’s wagging his towel, that’s just fucking adorable!

  59. err *tail

  60. Nails, I like your input and agree wholeheartedly.

    We should probably stop talking to the bovine though, because it seems to think it’s our equal. I blame its rich, cosseting parents for instilling the notions of worth and value in its overinflated ego.

    I do, however, comfort myself with the knowledge that some day it will have to move out of Mommy and Daddy’s house, get a job (hopefully after going to university) and get a dose of reality shoved forcefully into its waiting rectum. Capn, would you like to help with that part?

  61. You are so obviously jealous of me it’s kind of sad. I almost feel bad for you. Almost.

  62. Yeah, we’re jealous of your ability to shoot milk bullets out of your cock shaped tits, Evil….haha…and I’d be more than happy to help, Bacchante…but only if his parents get to watch. I’m sure they’d be proud to see their baby all grown up and gaping wide…btw…I know you already know this, B, but just in case everyone just showing up for the party doesn’t, “Reality” is the name of my obese pet gerbil.

  63. Also, I already am out of mommy and adday’s house, living on my own in a mansion, doing nothing all day. So pretty big fail there for you, bacchantgay.

  64. Thanks Bacchante, but I already said I’m not replying to it anymore. Anyone who actually says, “my enormous stacks of money,” actually lives in their mom’s basement, and has literally no money. Anywho, I’m done checking back here now. Cheers!

  65. I can make wild generalizations too! Anyone who says “Feminism = Bullshit”, is actually a sexually frustrated virgin with a sick fascination towards his mother.

  66. ^fail, I’m also abandoning this thread now, it’s getting too far back for me to care enough to keep finding…enjoy your dog :D

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