I don’t understand the Harry Potter one… :-/
But I’m very okay with that.
@platinum_p, I don’t know what time zone your in, but I’m in eastern time (in Florida) and it’s super easy because the first post is usually up at like 9 am when I’m wasting time before I have to go to class. The first post of the day is easiest to be first. Then you can feel like a super winning for being the first comment for the post AND the first comment of the day
@cabbitch I like HP…so…your mom sucked at my life last night…nearly took it all away. I prefer a Dementor sucking me rather than her, they do it so much better. Then I masturbate with the tears they cause me to have as I’m filled with sad thoughts and memories.
1) Nice. That should be the ONLY Master card commercial, ever.
2) I agree with dan_fargis_ ^ get some balls and dump her irl ffs. He attempted to be funny and humiliate her with FB and the dog profile, and failed horribly.
3) Corny. But ok. I’ve seen better I’ll admit.
4)Gay. Assholes like that are not Wins..this is LB material but not under Win category.
My best mate’s girlfriend’s cat has a facebook page. She’s a sexy feminine cat and I was flirting with her on her wall for like two months. Then all of a sudden she stopped replying. I asked her why every few days for a while then eventually gave up and had a bit of a rant maybe called her a bitch. Then my mate chimes in and says Franny got hit by a car. I was really upset and slightly embarrassed. I found out later the fucker was lying and that little hussy is still alive. I think he wants that pussy all to himself. He doesn’t like to share.
Good one vabadus, nice to lol again! But I pronounce the ‘a’ sound in my screen name as the ‘a’ in ‘attic’, so it took me a while to get that
You know given that most of the girls on here come across as whingey little bitches (with the exception of Keona, Junebug, Word, and the missing ee) I’ll start seeing the compliment in this awkward error. I’m actually only thinking of three frequently present girls so excuse the generalisation.
i work on an innocent until proven guilty basis. so everyone is a man in my eyes until i find out otherwise.
also, everyone who’s funny i presume is a man, and everyone who isn’t funny is a woman. the exceptions to this rule i love/loathe the most; my favourite posters are female, the ones i dislike are almost always male.
Junebug, Right, I forgot MissShegas and Buzzkill (and probably others which I probably don’t know are female) but anyway whatever, I shouldn’t have mentioned names because I don’t want to start making divisions. I should have worded it differently:
Yes I’m a girl, but I’m not the selfrighteous-virgin-cry-baby-victim-type that I think gives womanhood a bad name. I hope being seen a girl when once perceived to be a male, doesn’t change anything in terms of the perception of my uhm…jokes? And if something does change it should be alord, soup, and dukey et al not running the fuck away from my advances
P.S. alord I’m guilty of that too, I used to think word was a dude because of how hilarious she is!
nocturn, I was actually going to comment on that bitch the other day, but decided she wasn’t worth my time, but I’ll say something now. It does not surprise me. I despise people like her, and that kind of attitude. One day, that bitch is going to need a hand. I hope I’m there not to give her one.