penises (penii?) are pretty great and there is no reason to keep them hidden away all the time. unless your are fucking creepy and like to touch your parents with them. and your parents are ok with that. (cue the banjo) rich the book signer…highfive.
5. mass you got to grab a white kid next time. they go for like 20 grand on the interwebs.
Joshua is probably about 3 years old, so he is neither “fucking disgusting” nor “fucking creepy”. The only terrible thing about Kylie’s story was her marked lack of punctuation. If I knew her, I might be tempted to bash her head in… with her own fucking keyboard.
Why would YOU be used as the yardstick for what is “ok”, crusty?
Kids have no notion of what is appropriate or inappropriate by adult standards. I used to hug men around the thighs when I was about 4 years old… and the height of my smiley little face made it decidedly awkward for the poor fellas.
However, that particular greeting is a little more acceptable these days…