Lamebook, you need to re-caption these as “weak starting wins” – they’re just pure terrible.
Agree with wordpervert. This is the sort of stuff I read on school toilet walls back in the 90′s.
Also what is it with all these guys named Zack at the moment coming up with these unfunny jokes?
Maxwell House Condoms: Good to the last drop.
Energizer Condoms: They keep going and going and going.
Almond Joy Condoms: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.
Trojan Condoms: put them on your dick
Magnum Condoms: put them on your big dick.
I remember seeing that condom joke as one of those email memes from … probably a decade ago.
Many of those slogans haven’t been in use for ages.
That he found them online and decided it was funny and fresh enough to repost it is pathetic. That lamebook saw the status and decided it was funny and fresh enough to repost is shameful.
They can’t even use the “lame” copout. They labelled this a win. For shame.
Am I the only one that cares that Syed is wrongly quoting the “first words of the Bible?”
Wow, companies have (had?) some ridiculous slogans in the US.
christopherlovet – yes, yes you are.
Mac Pro Condoms: Beauty outside. Beast inside.
wafaa (what the hell?) did not get her quote right either. Still as good as a donkey punch to syed (seriously?)
Well, “You remind me of a phrase from the bible” doesn’t have the same ring to it…
Though maybe “You remind me of something a crazy fictional character apparently said when there was no-one else around” would work. I certainly wouldn’t reject that straight away.
The Pringles one doesn’t make sense because once you pop you have to stop; or at the very least have a rest for half an hour or so, maybe have a drink of water or something.
Those aren’t the first words in the bible..I think it’s something like this,”there was the word then there was god and god was the word…” I think that means that in this instance god being the word also makes him the bird.
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