Wednesday, August 25, 2010

WEed

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  1. I wonder if this guy was high when he wrote this.

  2. I think you have to be high to read comprehend it. I’m not, so I don’t.

  3. That is some deep shit man. Far out.

    Fucking Hippies….

  4. @Ranger: I agree. It gave me a headache.

  5. I don’t know, I don’t get high and I get his general message… however, he could do some work on his presentation… lol. He’s a poet! ha ha

  6. Funny. That doesn’t really describe a lot of the stoners I’ve known….

  7. Profundity and weed don’t mix.

  8. Yoink and this stoner need to do some kind of foreign exchange program and record it.

  9. well i’m a stoner and it didn’t even make sense to me! must be some good shite!!

  10. It’s not even original, so he was likely high when he copied and pasted.

    highdeas.com/philosophy/I_Am_Stoner

  11. I don’t see what the fuss is all about. In Cali it’s legal, and brings in billions for the state. It’s legal in fifteen different states, and all fifteen are raking in the money because of it. In fact, Cali’s bringing a vote this November to permanently legalize it, like cigarettes. Instead of needing a prescription (like you need now), you could just buy it from your local gas station like a pack of cigs. Now that’s what I’M talking about, lol.

  12. I live in Cali too and will vote to legalize it. But this kid’s still a ‘tard.

  13. I’m wishing i lived in California!!!!! =)

  14. I myself am a former Cali resident, former pothead, currently sober (and I don’t just mean at this very moment) but still a pro-legalization ‘sympathizer’, but JEEZ…. does this kind of thing really help the cause? People who are adamant about legalization have TONS of credible, viable resources available to them, all full of logical and convincing arguments as to why pot should be legal, but instead you have goofballs like this guy going to some relatively unheard of website and copying and reposting shitty poetry. And we wonder why the rest of the world still thinks of pot users as useless, stumbling, bloody-eyed pseudo-philosophers who still worship Jerry and are winded after a 3-minute ‘hack’ session.

    I’m with krissibee. Must have been some good shite.

  15. Love the yearbook photo at the end! Go stoners!
    “We’ve thought about life more than you can understand”
    Go stoners!

  16. Is this Gabe after someone proofreads his work?

  17. MsBuzzkillington

    “We’ve values” haha….

    Wouldn’t hold spite? Would just forgive for all the harassment? yeah, that’s total bull.

  18. I don’t do drugs but whether this guy ripped it off some site or made it up himself it’s true. How many stoners actidentally sleep with their best friends girl friend? and how many drunks do??

  19. Agree 17, he/they have a valid point that there are some ways weed is preferable to alcohol. I never vomit up burrito, in the middle of the night, onto my wife’s back, after a long night of smoking weed.

    Just kidding!! I do!! Woot woot!!

    Just kidding. I don’t smoke weed or drink. I’m very contained. Kiddyup!!!

  20. ahahaha wtf
    i am stoner
    haha,i hate to admit but,its pretty damn funny,but than again,im high as shit right now…

  21. We are the ones who can talk to cop!

    We are stoner!

  22. i thought this post was tailor-made for stever….

  23. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    I read ‘We are accepting, thrusting and doubtless’. And I like that a lot more.

  24. wouldn’t “overlook” at the start rhyme prefectly with “puke”? was it on purpose?

  25. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    No, ermnotsocute, that would not rhyme perfectly at all.

  26. I love how he captions the picture too, as if he was worried about getting the message across.

  27. lol @ junebug!

  28. I am stoner

    We are stoner
    We have cravings for carbohydrate and sugar, often at the same time
    Clouds are amazing
    We embrace xbox
    and lethargy.

    I am stoned
    We are stoned.

  29. Uhhh, I’m a stoner bro.
    I can make a pipe out of a apple.
    I like snapple….

    What the fuck was I saying? Duuuuuuuuuude!?!

  30. I don’t know too many of my stoner friends who can handle talking to the cops.

    I have that “Woman Hear Me Roar” song stuck in my head, except enter “I am Stoner, here I smoke, just another little toke”.

    I AM A LYRICAL GENIUS! THE BEST OF MY TIME!

  31. This guy is amazing!! I want to be friends with him. F all u haters that can’t see the genius in this! I can’t beleive there is a stoner out there that could create something this profound and thoughtful. All he’s saying is that your not going to go do all the stupid crap when your high as you would with alcohol and you are much more functional from smoking.

  32. @justme819 Too bad he didn’t actually write it.

  33. @hitmewithyourrhythmvic: Is your screen name inspired by Nina Hagen?

  34. I would have guessed Ian Dury, did Nina do a version too?

  35. Dammit, I’m so trying to erase the stoner image for pot smokers. The problem is, the dumb stoners are the loud obvious ones. CA kicks ass! With prop 8 overturned and medicinal marijuana, I don’t want to live anywhere else. It’s all about the freedom.

  36. Marijuana should not be illegal if alcohol is legal, and vice-versa. Both are pointless silly drugs that can be fun to do sometimes.

  37. Considering that marijuana doesn’t have the side-effects of alcohol and never gets anyone into an homicidal rage, I’d say pot should be legal whether alcohol is or not.
    Of course I am in favour of legalizing all drugs and letting people work sh*t out on their own.

  38. @34 is your handle a Gitaroo Man reference?

  39. hey thats me get high and fuck off i didnt take you credit for the pome i just posted it with i picture witch by the way im fuckin ripped and my shirt say pot smoker if you could only see my eyes lol

  40. We can be identified by our lack of good grammar *rolls eyes*

  41. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    @ GrahamDunk – Yup, saidar got it right. It’s inspired by the Blockheads song, as my name is Vicky. See what I did there?! :-)

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