1.) They were/are hurricanes, not tropical storms. Fail.
2.) That shit was funny! Overshadowed only by the fact that it was a planned self-submit (but they tried to hide it by waiting 12 minutes instead of 2 seconds). Oh well, I still chuckled.
3.) Wow, a stupid masturbation joke. This one’s funnier:
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, ‘Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?’
Little Johnny waves his hand, ‘Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!’
Miss Rogers:’All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?’
Little Johnny says, ‘Mas-tur-bate.’
Miss Rogers smiles and says, ‘Wow, little Johnny, that’s a mouthful.’
Little Johnny says, ‘No, Miss Rogers, you’re thinking of a blowjob.”