Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Wednesday Winnin’

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  1. Bacon grease works better

  2. With the bonus of getting you more blowjobs.

  3. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    … from fat chicks.

  4. Jeezzy Chreezy?

  5. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    I’m guessing “Jeezy Chreezy” is some halfhearted attempt at Ebonics. “J Chrizzle” would have been better.

  6. it’s not ebonics it’s Eddie Izzard – check out ‘Dressed to Kill’ it’s his funniest standup

  7. That jebus one is a total fake.
    He was a pacifist and wouldn’t get into a fight.
    This is just more internet lies, people.

  8. I have a Lord of the Rings Extended edition, if you know what I mean.

  9. ……………You know, the box set?

  10. What?

  11. It’s ok. I’m pretty sure everybody here finds it very easy to believe that you own the Lord of the Rings Extended Edition box set.
    I think I knew before you even told us.

  12. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    Jesus wasn’t a pacifist. In Mark 7 9-13 he berates the people of Judea for having not stoned to death their rude children like they’re supposed to. That’s a strange kind of pacifism.

  13. Doc Chalk– That interpretation of Mark 7.9-13 isn’t even a little bit right. Bravo for trying, I guess?

  14. Do you know your bible by heart or did you have to check?

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