Bacon grease works better
With the bonus of getting you more blowjobs.
… from fat chicks.
I’m guessing “Jeezy Chreezy” is some halfhearted attempt at Ebonics. “J Chrizzle” would have been better.
it’s not ebonics it’s Eddie Izzard – check out ‘Dressed to Kill’ it’s his funniest standup
That jebus one is a total fake.
He was a pacifist and wouldn’t get into a fight.
This is just more internet lies, people.
I have a Lord of the Rings Extended edition, if you know what I mean.
……………You know, the box set?
It’s ok. I’m pretty sure everybody here finds it very easy to believe that you own the Lord of the Rings Extended Edition box set.
I think I knew before you even told us.
Jesus wasn’t a pacifist. In Mark 7 9-13 he berates the people of Judea for having not stoned to death their rude children like they’re supposed to. That’s a strange kind of pacifism.
Doc Chalk– That interpretation of Mark 7.9-13 isn’t even a little bit right. Bravo for trying, I guess?
Do you know your bible by heart or did you have to check?
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