Mistletoe? Dude needs a new hobby – preferably something like DubLi.com. If he’s after the girls, he needs to start flashing some money about, and expensive gifts are a good way to do that. Not looking like some kind of moron!
What both of them fail to mention is the fact that the lack of mistletoe belt buckle/belly ring success is not attributable to not getting head, but to some PDA couple taking it as an invitation to make out under the shelter of Steve and Luke’s respective groins.