While I support Heather’s outlook and all, she does realize spitting doesn’t mean she’d make a baby right? If that is the correlation in her mind… well, on her knees may be the only way she’s getting places in life.
No, looking back I’ve realised you did me a favour. I didn’t have to drag myself home to a beating by one of my many uncles after getting detention for smoking. See, one has to look on the bright side sometimes.