I’m tempted to call fake, or, at the very least, attention whore, on Kate. It’s understandable that one might make more typos when drunk, but she seems to be making a special effort to translate to writing the way a drunk person would speak.
btw, a friend of mine drank a bunch of strawberry daquiri wine coolers at my graduation party and then he threw up in my driveway. It was bright red and my mom had to hose down the cement. It was a horrible time.
I’m with el_monty. Drunken typos I’ve ever received don’t tend to be but the occasional letter switched for another, or the occasional misuse of your/you’re or two/to/too….Either she’s an idiot when sober – which is ENTIRELY possible – or she’s an attention whore.
everyone’s quick to slam the fat …guy, but come on, it’s that damned pecking order again. he’s a pissant crony to the alpha douche on the left– probably just as drunk as the dude on the ground, but without a gag reflex. oh, and he’s probably holding the car keys.
Every morning after a night of drinking, the first thing I do is check Facebook to make sure I didn’t make any stupid status updates like Kate. Thank god I’m not a idiot and at least the only things I post drunk are hilarious.