Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Wal-Mart Wins Part 1

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  1. Yeah, because that doesn’t sound hick, at all. I’m not going to get into a discussion about marriage, I have my own opinions about that bullshit…but, Wally World? Come the fuck on, really? Is this bitch serious?

  2. Someone’s been watching “Where the Heart Is” too much.

  3. These = Awesome

    @Capn, you ever been to Wal-Mart? Have you seen the creatures that shop there? I think this bitch is very serious.

  4. My friend was married at a McDonalds once

  5. wal-mart fail/fagg that is

  6. For those of you who think the last one is fake, google walmart wedding. People actaully do get married in Walmart stores

  7. ^No. The last one is fake.

  8. you know what I’d put on eggo? a fresh, steaming pile of my vomit.

    fuck american ‘food’.

  9. @MsAnneThrope – What kind of ‘food’ do you eat?

  10. Yeah, walmart stocks a winning demographic. I went in one at three o’clock in the morning one time and there was a group of people walking around in robes and wizard hats…still never figured that one out..

  11. Rob isn’t a fan of his balls?

  12. also I’d like to point out that ‘eggo’ is what we used to refer to particularly nasty, sulfurous farts when we were kids.

  13. @9 Were they bathrobes or wizard robes? If they were wizard robes, they could’ve come from a midnight showing of a new Harry Potter film.

  14. Rob is on to it I mean everyone knows that dogs give better blowjobs than human women.

  15. Jessi, they were bathrobes! A couple of em were brown, a couple black, one green, pink, and one white one! Guess they still coulda been doing the harry potter thing, there is a theater about a mile away. Didn’t cross my mind, still strange to see, though eh!

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