Children, menstruation is not a big fucking deal. Nor a big deal for fucking. All the body parts still work just the same. If you don’t want to have sex with your hot girlfriend because she’s got her period, just send her to me.
this reminds me of the time i had sex with a guy who had anal fissures. he told me it would be fine, but he forgot to mention that he also had gastric flu. imagine how i felt when i woke up the next morning next to a naked guy covered in blood, faeces and semen. the worst part of it all is i was so high that i can’t remember whether i used a condom or not.
i’m rambling, sorry. back to the real issue here: women are disgusting, fanny-bleeding, placenta-eating monsters.
By the time I’m finished with most women they look like they’ve rolled around in a barrel of pigs blood anyway, so it doesn’t really matter if their fist pocket is bleeding or not.
Ladies avoid unsightly claret spots on the clothes you wear about your pork gutter’s by corking yourself up with a bit of old sponge… if you need anymore ‘ladies sanitary’ advice just ask, I’m always happy to help.
There is a perfectly easy way to have sex during a period. Take a shower first. In addition to being a little cleaner down there, the water stops the bleeding for a short amount of time. So get it on in the shower or right after the shower.