Monday, March 19, 2012

Vlad the Lad!

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  1. my best friend’s step-mother makes $65 an hour on the internet. She has been fired for six months but last month her paycheck was $15109 just working on the internet for a few hours. Read more on this web site

  2. ^ She may make a lot of money, but you’re still an asshole.

  3. Why is it always someone else with all the luck HowardChad? its never you is it? Don’t YOU deserve some happiness? Don’t you deserve $65 an hour? And yet you waste the precious moments of your life posting shit like this…Always the bridesmaid and never the bride Howard…

  4. I remember the days I used to guard my virginity – BUT – there are some things you just can’t guard against. Ever since Sam used me, the entirety of me, as a dildo it’s just never been the same. I was like a pipe cleaner being plunged between a pair of moist velvety pillows.

  5. Mike’s gonna need those knives to fight off the women once he starts earning mega-bucks through Howard’s website.

  6. You deserve a metal. or his virginity. those don’t look real anyway

  7. medal* fucking autocorrect

  8. What does Vlad know, look at his name.

  9. Hey BlargBurger, I think you were onto something the first go around. Metal can be way more useful, thoughtful even, Ex. A properly designed and functional Katana, none of that replica shit though. Cold steel should be treated with proper respect, and would make a fucking AWESOME gift. I don’t know about the intended recipients preferences but I would LOVE to receive a quality made battle proven edged weapon over a medal any day. I’m just saying, beating someone over the head with a talisman only goes so far, esp. if it’s like one a them doohickeys they hand out to the winning AND losing teams in children’s team sports. What incentive do kids have to win if they just get an award anyway for good sportsmanship?…What happened to telling them good job, better luck next time, shaking hands, and then training more so they have a better chance of winning next go around? That’s like ten guys applying for one position at a company and getting a thank you note stating your service won’t be needed, we’ll contact you in the future if things change, but, HERE, take this consolation paycheck, just for not being qualified and/or not trying hard enough. Seriously, you deserve this for not getting the job. Yes I realize this has fuck all to do with the original post, I couldn’t care less, like a lot of you, I pretty much come here for the comments section. I just have a thing against Medals. Yes sometimes I can be prick, it’s all in good fun, not hard to figure that out. But when my vulgar nonsense b/s is taken personal and/or serious by some do-gooder righteous internet Templar riding around on a Budweiser Clydesdale thinking they’re somehow unique and special, an exception to the rule it sometimes makes me giggle. This is another one a them rare polite posts for me, I even left one somewhere last night, like a plastic Easter egg. Sometimes it’s warranted to actually be nice, sometimes it’s not, like when someone turns on the “fuck with people for being overly sensitive green-light.” I can’t say whether or not I’m going to post again tonight, but I’m going to try and find a movie to watch…enjoy the rest of your night Guys/Girls/Nancy-boys.

  10. Yeah, Hawkbit, I might have left something in there for you, like I said it’s all it good fun, insulting the fuck out of each other and poking fun is what makes this comment section worth visiting, at least for me. I don’t want anyone thinking there’s necessarily any ill intent behind any of it, after all, this IS the internet man, where basically 90% of shit if made up, for seemingly no reason except to get people to respond to/fall for it. Except the weird ass Asian shit, pretty sure most of that’s real. SO, you try to enjoy what’s left of your night too, dick.

  11. ^ Now this is what the Lamebook comments section should be about…big ups to you sir.

  12. Slow, lone, clapping.

  13. Just stop trying capn

  14. I don’t want anyone thinking there isn’t necessarily any ill intent behind any of it, either.

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