Thursday, May 3, 2012

Victory

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28 Comments

  1. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    What does he have 3 nipples? How is it awkward to see a guy’s chest

  2. Nipples are fake.

  3. Should’ve dropped his pants.

  4. I don’t get this one. Scotty is still a guys name, right? Who cares about seeing a guys chest?

  5. I don’t understand the “Victory” either, unless something was weird with his torso.

  6. Unless he’s is indeed a she, and posseses a pair of breasts, this is in no way awkward. Get some.

  7. beatusmongous

    Leprosy definitely makes people uncomfortable.

  8. If his/her ‘mid chest area’ is only two inches below the chin, I’m not sure if they’re even human.

  9. Unless Scotty is morbidly obese, and had chips, half eaten hotdogs, a Mars bar and a soft drink bottle wedged into the rolls of fat… either way, you can’t help but think that the joke is on him. … and if it’s a her with a handle like Scotty… joke still on .. her.

  10. slicingupeyeballs

    I suspect Scotty is ‘merican,
    so of course he is morbidly obese…

  11. truffle. shuffle.

  12. Miss. Insidious

    how is this awkward?

  13. slicingupeyeballs

    Maybe Scotty is a teacher…?

  14. slicingupeyeballs

    And had a rampant erection with his helmet standing proud above his waistband…?

  15. Or a giant tattoo of a rampant erection surrounded by the words “I love you, Mrs. Baker”

  16. So it’s awkward to see a guy’s chest now? Wtf?

  17. if bryn likes it then i do to.

  18. Almost 50 people liked his snooze-worthy story, so it’s either that he’s got something going on and his friends know what it is, or they’re all simpletons. I’m going with my latter assumption.

  19. ^Yeah i doubt this dude has any friends…so i call fake…then again, for someone to fake a story it has to atleast induce an almost smile or something, coz what would be the point then…then again, this is Lamebook.

  20. tl;dr

  21. sababe, careful. You sound like T1000.

  22. that’s a step up for sababa. she normally sounds like an escaped mental patient.

  23. Scotty’s unbelievably boring and dull little story no doubt inspired that stupid meme of a few years back, the “Cool story, bro” one with some cartoon-faced dick sporting an insipid grin giving the thumbs-up sign. Fuck that guy, fuck the meme, fuck Scotty, and fuck the word “meme” even.

  24. Incorrect, curlybap. You do not know my vocal patterns. You are fake.

  25. Msassthrobs,I am proud of you. That’s a (slight)step up from the usual fat jokes/insults that you would normally spew when you can’t come up with anything better.

  26. ^* a fat, retarded mental patient with cancer and aids.

  27. Cool story bro

  28. @ #26 4/10 for the effort…make it funnier next time, ok?

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