Darren is such a loser.. he probably just got his virginty popped since he’s so excited about telling everyone he got laid -.-
Like anyone actually cares? = no. They only get frightning pictures stuck in their heads..
I despise ALL these types of posts. When someone goes on and on about “I married my best buddy” or “I loooooove my wife,” or some other equally nausea-producing crap, immediately I think there is “trouble in Paradise!” I am a bitter divorcee, but I was like this even before! Haha! I am certain I am not the only one who thinks/feels this way!? Oh, and, also, I abhor idiots who post shit like: ” Jennifer is eating a peanut butter cup,” or “Jennifer is sad today.” Jennifer, choke on your cup and go help someone less fortunate. The minutae and trivial bullshit in your life is of no significance to anyone!
Ah, Valentine’s Day. I’m kind of hoping I get a status on my Facebook homepage about how wonderful Valentine’s Day was for some people, so I can tell my epic Valentine’s Day story to everyone on Lamebook.
Darren can fuck right off. Why the fuck would you share all that with everyone? There’s no reason for it besides boasting. Isn’t it supposed to be a special day between the two of you? Not some day for a fucktard like Darren to tell all his friends that he got some.
I don’t think that’s her boyfriend. I think it was a girlfriend of hers agreeing with her, cause she’s with the “man of her dreams” too or whatever. Gay is usually a female name, even though there was a male pro golfer in the 70s and 80s named Gay Brewer.
I would hate to be Jessica’s boyfriend. sample conversation..
Jessica:I love you so much
Jessica’s BF: Aww, I love you too.
Jessica: did U know my grandfather raped all of my brothers and sisters except 4 me, he made me watch, it was horible.