It will be that episode where Joey says something stupid, Chandler makes a joke, Rachel goes shopping and Monica does some cleaning. Meanwhile, Ross is embarrassing himself in front of a hot girl and Phoebe is being all quirky. You know the one.
I, for one, am proud of a young man that can use Jennifer Aniston’s nippular fortitude to get off. Allow him this time of innocence, for soon enough, he will be searching out midget clown bukakke just to get a semi-chub.
LOL @gingivitis! Isn’t that the one titled “the one where…”
Just like Gilligan’s Island – you know, the episode when the Skipper gets mad at Gilligan, Mary Anne and Ginger compete for the Professors’ attention, Lovey and Thurston are demanding to be catered to and the Professor is coming up with some new way to use coconuts or tree sap. You know, that one…
Masturbation is much like sex in a marriage. After a many years of a marriage, sex can become stale and boring. You need things to spice it up as a normal movie night and missionary just doesn’t cut it anymore. That’s when the whips and chains and bananas and blood letting come into play.
Masturbation is similar. You start out with black and white bra ads (missionary position) and build up to playboy (doggy style) and soon you’re watching transvestite porn while punching yourself over and over in the thigh (reverse cowgirl).
And since teenage boys “fondle the ferret” a LOT more often than married people have sex… the staleness occurs much more quickly, hence the need for midget bukakke, which, I think is loosely translated to a donkey punch in the married world.
Those days sucked mcowles… Had to still nudie mag from the store to get material… now the internet, pics to my cell, and even vids on my cell I have porn where ever I go… I just need to get a tv in the front of my vehicle so I can watch while stuck in the morning commute
So he was rewinding Friends… does that mean he had video? Is this a facebook post from 1994? I didn’t realise kids wanked off to video anymore. Hasn’t he heard that the internet has been invented and there is a whole treasure trove of smut on red tube.
mcowels: “Masturbation is similar. You start out with black and white bra ads (missionary position) and build up to playboy (doggy style) and soon you’re watching transvestite porn while punching yourself over and over in the thigh (reverse cowgirl).” Ahh that seriously made me laugh out loud. Well done sir!
Ah yes, to be 7 again. No shaving. No deodorant. Women in bras in KMart catalogues, and no clean up required. But by the time you’re 9, you’re a stinking, hairy sex fiend. So is the life of every male.