i used to do the piss-in-a-bottle-on-road-trips thing. then, i somehow fucked it up one time and ended up spraying piss all over myself and my driver’s seat. had to pull over in a mcdonald’s in the middle of nowhere, chane clothes in the car, and toss my piss-stained clothes straight into a trash can. oh, and sit on a towel for the next, oh, 5 hours or so. it was a nightmare. not worth it people… pull over to pee.
I pull over and pretend I am on my cell phone, sometimes I’ll even just hold my cigarette pack to my ear. I hold it with my right hand and my left is on my hip .. so it’s a different technique than using a urinal. Sometimes I gesture dramatically as I stand there pissing into the ditch. Try it out!!
Yeah, I agree with Slicing. Can’t a guy just pull over and pee? You can’t be THAT pressed for time. Also, he couldn’t spit it back in the can? Instead he decided it would be a better idea spit it out the window going 70 mph? Back. splash.
Ms. Buzzkillington: Believe me… you do not want to get out of your car in Gary, Indiana when it’s dark outside. I lived in a shitty town like 20 minutes from there for a while and got lost and ended up in Gary… it’s seriously the shittiest place in the world. That whole area is. Basically anywhere with a 219 area code God really had diarrhea and didn’t make it to the toilet and bent over and shit there. Cause it’s that bad.
I believe it’s a shitty town, but why wouldn’t you want to get out of your car? Is it a hotbed of violence or something? The rest of the country thinks of Winthrop singing “Gary, Indiana, my home thweet hoooome!” so that’s kind of hard to wrap your mind around.
Comments, I lived in Cal City for a while AND Whiting for a while. Ugh. Worst year of my fuckin life! Cal City is almost as scary as Gary. I remember I stopped into a Burger King in Gary for breakfast one morning on my way to work…. LOL. Wow. Yeah. Never again.
I just saw that baby post yesterday from one of my pregnant friends on facebook. I actually had three pregnant friends at once who were all signed up for those stupid posts. It’s getting kind of annoying now but oh well.