Jebus H. Chris on a unicycle, I know I’m going to regret axing this question, but here I go anyway: WTF is the 3% to which that numbskull Andrew is referring? Is this supposed to be the percentage of some population that has been saved? If yes, 3% of the world? Of the South? Of his hick town? Of the universe (including Pluto even if it is not a planet)?
Also, I hate it when people rape my FB feed with those goddamned, “90 billionty percent of people won’t be stupid enough to post this random fucking shit that I copied and pasted from some other idiot because I’m too stupid/uninteresting to have a real thought of my own. Will you?”
@Miss She That and the whole ‘put the colours of your bra/whatever is going around now’ as your status and the boys will never know. Worse yet when they tack on the You’ll-die-if-you-don’t-repost/This-will-help-fight-breast-cancer bit.
Jessika remembers a lot of numbers and random things. I realized recently that I got married on 06-24-06 which is technically 666. Good thing I don’t believe in number connections or else I might be giving birth to Rosemary’s baby one day
Oh, junebug, the truth trips so daintily from your lips. The current, “I like ‘it’ on the ‘wherever’” meme is giving me an aneurysm.
Hee hee, I’m talking about my purse but everyone will be titillated because they think I’m talking about fucking! I’m so edgy! Oh, and repost or your vagina will fall out, and fly around the room. ROFLMWDOQQQWLOL!!!L!!1!!
@Miss She That’s the one. I’ve seen far too many of my former teachers with it as their status. There’s nothing more depressing than “(my old spanish teacher) likes it on the desk, on the bed….almost anywhere LOL”.
I feel sadness on so many levels. Sigh.
I think the funniest thing about jessi-ka is that both her and ‘jordin’s names were spelled wrong. I suspect it is a long held tradition in her inbreed family. (maybe jordin is her son..father…considering the names and writing, possibly husband.) I think the phone bit was just made up to make the story better or she just chose it as her background…., she probably saw something with an M on a van and due to her inability to spell or read, probably just took it as whatever she was thinking and I think what she is trying to say is that her church was founded the same year she was born.
Do you get your money back if you aren’t satisfied with God’s love? Can you send round your own collection plate? And what’s with those wafers? So thin, nothing LIKE a good breakfast on a Sunday morning.