gutterlbp, that’s stellar that you’ve managed to make yourself a blog. Really it is. But you do NOT need to include he link in your fucking post. Let us click the link in your name and be surprised at where the fuck it takes us okay? Because the link is fucking annoying and I’m getting really sick of the new spamming trend. So wise the fuck up, or get the fuck out.
gutterlbp, I looked at your blog. blondie might think it’s a stellar effort, but, honey, I do not. An entire blog dedicated to your obsession with Disney World? Um, snoozers. You want more followers, and you’re posting it here? Wrong crowd, lovey. One bright spot, though, is your husband’s link to his music lyrics. They are good for a laugh.
The beauty of the internet: you all still looked and I still got the traffic. Whether you enjoyed it or not, the post still has driven people to my blog. By drawing attention to how much you dislike it, it sent even more people over. Thanks for the help!
I agree – those are some deep & thought-provoking lyrics. I particularly enjoyed this one:
Have you seen my orange,
it fell right off my tree,
been weeks since I’ve seen it,
I feel I’ve lost a part of me.
(chorus)Tell me truthfully have you seen it,
can’t tell you the pain I feel,
help me find my orange,
even though by now it’s just a rind.
Please Sir or Madame,
I’m losing my sanity,
I’m not sure long I can take this,
before I lose it completely. (chorus)
Oh jolly day,
they’ve come to take me away,
maybe they’ll have some oranges for me,
I didn’t want any anyway…
By the way, I’m impressed with how many trolls are here. Is this a fairy tale? I can’t believe that all of you have nothing else to do, but mock me. I would enjoy hearing your attempts at songwriting. But you’re right, it’s far easier to make fun of others than to bring anything positive into the world.
I haven’t heard anything good from Beck in 17 years…
I’ve been following along here and you know what’s funny?
The fact that you condemn people for making fun of you, yet,you mock and make fun of them and their(supposed)songwriting skills.
So you are a hypocrite.
I play music for a living, and have been recording and touring with nationals for 13 years as a hired gun, so I’d like to think I know a little about music. I also have a masters in performance.
And in my professional opinion, your songwriting is trite and contrived at best.
At least try a modulation once in a while.Change it up a little.
It’s very samey.Same groove every song.Same key every song.
Oh paton, no paton. You had my attention until: “…also I have a masters in…” then I was just waiting for you to announce that Herpes 2 is a comfortable diesease and you’re a lingerie model. Don’t leave me hanging
I’m sorry if my link caused you mental distress and you felt it was dreaded spam. You must get a lot of viruses from clicking on every link. So one last time: http://saulsimeonsongbook.blogspot.com/
@blondebimbo & @wordpervert
You guys are just mean.
Who hurt you?
Where did your uncle touch you?
Where does all this hate come from?
Really though… Kind of jerky and you aren’t invited to my tea party.
saul, your overweight, overworked, overstressed, Mickey Mouse-loving spouse set all of this in motion. People don’t take very kindly to spamming, so by her inappropriately posting the link to her bleh here on Lamebook, this has been the result.
But are you really that surprised by the reaction to your work? You seem to be. There are meds for delusional disorder. I’m not a songwriter, but I appreciate good songwriting. Any nong could write crap like yours and call it music. Harsh? No way. I’m being kind compared to what those in the music industry would say. We’ve actually done you a favour. Think of this as preparation for the real world. So suck it up, princess, it’s only going to get harder.
He was being facetious. I’m sorry if that’s too big of a word for you, blondebimbo. Again, I will direct everyone’s attention to what I said before: all of this animosity from you, has driven traffic to our blogs. He couldn’t care less what you think of him or his music, but since it gets people to our sites (which makes us money), he keeps stirring the pot to keep you fools going.
I will repeat again, all you’re doing is helping us. We have no problem continuing this until the end of time because there are people who are not agreeing with any of you, going to check out our sites.
Or they’re going to go look at just what a pile of shit it is (don’t be so proud of your basic work kiddo). And don’t worry, facetious isn’t too big of a word for me. But apparently it’s too large of a concept for you to grasp when it happens outside of your own husbands posts. But don’t worry, you can’t be expected to have an IQ over 70 if you married a man writing songs about oranges.
@gutterflap, am agreeing with Blondebimbo. I don’t care about your husband’s website, his lyrics or you. The only thing you have going for you is a potentially early death, since morbidly obese people die young.
I’m going to agree with everyone that the advertising for the two stupid blogs is not only LAME, but it’s annoying. I don’t come here to get bombarded with links to websites that are poorly designed and do not relate to any of the subject matter on the website that I am visiting. Enjoy the fraction of a cent you get when people click on your link, but what you’re really earning is the indignation of the people of the interwebs; and that’s just being stupid.
Don’t ever act like you are greater than the internet and blast your adversaries with such unfounded mockery, I promise that all you’ll do is invite a hacking and the injection of code into your blogs that your feeble brains will be unable to decipher or correct.
Take your schmuckery and oranges somewhere else, the internet has spoken.
You put that perfectly, shalalala. I had to laugh at gutterlbp’s blog. I mean I’m still trying not to choke from my hysterical laughter at someone who says, “I’m not a bacon-eater and I’m a girl, so I like sex and sausages better… Sexual innuendo included!” but yet has an entire blog devoted to her love of Disney World.