@BritishHobo. Would having sex without a condom for a while, then putting one on once you feel like it’s about to blow be the boning equivilant of driving and taking both hands off the wheel to turn around and talk to somebody in the back seat?
I would skydive without a parachute if you just had a small chance of dying. I hate it when Barry White is blaring out of the aircraft PA, my bathrobe is whipping in the breeze and I’m at the gate, all raring to go and the instructor says “oh come on Jack, I’m sure we’ve got one in your size”
Bernie must have had some very bad tuna and parmesan sandwiches in his time. Either that or he is an extremely vengeful SOB. Or perhaps he is the kind of guy who just doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up.
@mad2physicist, well it was more about the comparison, but if you have to ask… perhaps you’ve not considered the Venturi effect of the thigh geometry and wind pressure, which combined with resonance, produces copious flapping. Think Tacoma Narrows Bridge, but oh so much faster. It’s like a reacharound at Mach 1.
Ewwwwwww. Just yuck yuck yuck *mouthpuke* ewwwww at the highly descriptive description of herpes. Dudes, it’s like Tracy fucking Emin wrote that on a wall in her own discharge and entered it into the fucking Turner Prize. I like tim though, it’s a skilled father who combines sleaziness, sex education and humour in one short facebook comment. Bravo, Tim. Bravo.
I’m half Caribbean so the goat is either for fucking or cooking. I guess we’ll need sustenance at some point, so I’ll put the goat in a pot and make curried goat. BUT – don’t tell Kizoka or whatever his name was.
@Para – I know how you feel. My to-do list for work is spread out all over my desk, but the freelance stuff I am working on keeps crying out to me, going all “Loma!! Loooma!! We are more fun!! We will earn you more money than work!!! STOP IGNORING US!!” And I’m kinda shouting back in my head, but not too loud, “I’m not but please sweet jesus let me get some work out of the way and I’ll deal with you later!!”