Karla is the type of girl who is so addicted to facebook, that she was probably crushed behind the wheel with a gaping head wound, but facebooking about her accident instead of calling 911. Not to mention, poor Pinky was probably dangling halfway through the windshield.
Even though I’ve read Karla’s one before, it never ceases to amaze me that people like her believe that it’s safe to drive whilst a dog is inhabiting your lap. I don’t even have my license and I still know better than that.
To the tongue piercer, it might not be foreign to the country but its foreign to ur mouth… To the hole in one guy, I lift my drink to u on a hole in one, but for all we no it could have been a fake… And to the dog lover, can u say “Drivers Education”???