Friday, June 4, 2010

Unintelligent Updates

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  1. ben?

  2. Oh Karla that’s what happens when you let Pinky in the driver’s seat

  3. And Jennifer you are right Tennessee is not “forign”

  4. It actually is a bad idea to take out an infected piercing because the skin could grow over the infection, making it worse.

    That being said, man. What a stupid bitch.

  5. LMAO @ Karla

  6. Karla and Jennifer are both morons.

  7. If she’d just let Pinky drive the whole way this never would’ve happened.

  8. is it bad i was expecting a blow job joke?

  9. Poodles are high maintenance, and they can’t drive the car for you either. Useless mutts.

  10. Pinky got nuffin’ on Toonces. Just sayin’

  11. i <3 pinky.

  12. I wonder if Pinky had to do a sobriety test after the accident.

  13. MsBuzzkillington

    I was too Demeaningtoad. I was ready for it.

    But maybe she figured anything she had put into her mouth lately and sucked on was safe, because all the guys lived in Tennessee.

    Pinky was probably trying to plot her escape. Kill the owner… and make it look like an accident.

  14. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Don’t be so hard on Karla she had to let her dog drive cos she was taking pictures and texting and browsing. But Hobo is right, she should have let her dog drive the rest of the way.

  15. Yes Dukey, that Karla is one talented multi-tasker, and no wonder there was an accident, Pinky, her designated driver, is not concentrating on the road ahead. That’s a poodle for you.

  16. Having said that, I love the Karla post.

  17. Probably the accident happened when Pinky let Karla drive.

  18. jotwe I was thinking the same thing!
    Who said poodles were bad drivers?

    no foreign piercings? bwahahaha

  19. Aw word! Don’t hate the poodles! My dog is part poodle and he’s smarter than most people I know. And has better conversation skills. Or I just need to take my meds……hmm…

  20. If your dog has better conversation skills than the people you hang out with, you might want to re-think who you’re friends with.

  21. Shark, don’t get me wrong, I love dogs, but my sis has a poodle, it’s a nervous wreck, and not much fun. And I talk to my dog as well, nothing wrong with that.

    I don’t know about others, but I want a dog that can get me and the car home in one piece, and thankfully, I have one.

  22. I’m sure I have seen the Pinky one before somewhere.

  23. Karla is the type of girl who is so addicted to facebook, that she was probably crushed behind the wheel with a gaping head wound, but facebooking about her accident instead of calling 911. Not to mention, poor Pinky was probably dangling halfway through the windshield.

  24. lol, I can just imagine Karla trying to explain that one to her parents.

  25. Walter Sobchak

    Does Jennifer say her things out loud and then try to type it the way she says it? Because when I read what she says it’s like it’s in infected-tongue-speak.

    I LOOOOOOVE that Karla got into an accident. Brilliant.

  26. @Watler- I wondered the same thing!!!! It would’ve been even better had she typed “think my tongue infected from getting it pierthed.”

  27. @Walter*** not Watler. Sorry. My bad.

  28. krasivaya_devushka

    Jennifer is a dummy.

  29. JacksSmirkingRevenge

    Apparently Jennifer’s tongue ring has affected her typing as well as her speech, no doubt.

  30. Peirced? I before E except for C.

  31. When I was a kid, I watched my dog kill a poodle that came into our yard. I was horrified. In retrospect, I wish it was baby Karla that wandered into our yard. I’m pretty sure Pinky would agree.

  32. lol at jennifer & Nicole
    Karla is an idiot

    @Demeaningtoad I don’t know, but I was expecting one too.
    @Walter Sobchak I was thinking the same thing when I read her post, then I just realised she just types like a retard.

  33. Even though I’ve read Karla’s one before, it never ceases to amaze me that people like her believe that it’s safe to drive whilst a dog is inhabiting your lap. I don’t even have my license and I still know better than that.

  34. “Gee officer i don’t know how it happened, Pinky was the one driving, not me… I was too busy taking pictures of her and posting them on facebook to be looking at the road”

    what an idiot
    you should have to pass an IQ test before they give you a license, like at least get above 30.

  35. I like to think some people do what’s necessary to get a license… before forgetting all of it and doing their own thing.

    That being said, dolphins are the only good drivers.

  36. Gordonfan24rocks

    To the tongue piercer, it might not be foreign to the country but its foreign to ur mouth… To the hole in one guy, I lift my drink to u on a hole in one, but for all we no it could have been a fake… And to the dog lover, can u say “Drivers Education”???

  37. gotta beware of those foreign piercings. So exotic.

  38. lol

  39. lol pinky looks adorable… and thats all he should be good for.. dont put the dog behind the wheel….
    lol @britishobo

  40. Oh my God. Is the dog okay?

  41. As the person who pried this screenshot from the deep dark depths of this broad’s facebook, I can confirm that the dog was fine.

  42. You know, on the dartboard…

    There is a dart game called golf, and that technically is a hole in one. They might’ve been playing that.

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