Thursday, October 18, 2012

Understanding Motherhood

previous post: Cat’s Outta the Bag

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  1. Haha, I dig this one.

  2. Especially since moms usually don’t eat their babies.

  3. He’s going to squeeze a burrito out of his vagina?

  4. slicingupeyeballs

    Is this some euphemism I don’t understand…?

  5. Putting powdered toast in the front pocket of your hoodie is the closest you’ll come to being as awesome as me.

    POWDERRRRRRED TOOOOOOOOAAAAAASSSSSST MMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!

  6. @hipstermermaid posted this on Twitter. But then again, this could actually be the same guy.

  7. Great analogy. Perhaps this could be used to educate teenage girls on what a pregnancy is actually like.

  8. I’ve witnessed the amazing work of a new life coming into the world… I wouldn’t put it in a realm anywhere near a nice warm burrito..

    the horror!… the sickening fluids… the howls of pain… the stirrups…the doubling up agony of muscles contracting and spasming …the wierd breathing and panting…the blood and surgical steel… the gas to just take the edge off.. the gowns and rubber gloves….. the screams of ‘get this thing out of me’ or ‘I don’t think I can do this’….that blood curdling animal grunting..then at last that final push and slumping exhaustion….. and that was just conception

  9. ‘Is that a burrito in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?’

    No. It’s my cock. It is topped with cheese and sour cream though if that helps?

  10. ^ no avocado? :(

  11. I have this feeling that Powdered Toastboy blows farm animals …

  12. Jeez that must be one bigass burrito!

  13. It’s not a burrito. It’s a burro.

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