Even though Mona is already so dizzy that she thinks getting drunk is the No.1 cure for the flu, I think the key phrase here is “when I took my first dose.”
Mona probably ate paste in school because someone said it tasted like cream cheese.
It appears that Mona is a graduate student in literary criticism with a concentration in postmodern literature. Here we see a stream-of-consciousness composition in which she takes a dose of Nyquil and falls asleep in her boyfriend’s arms, with her mind on the alcohol in her medicine. She falls asleep and dreams about the morning after her first time being drunk. The revulsion she feels is a metaphor for her illness, and her stumbling trip to the bathroom parallels her body’s need to purge itself of the harmful influences which are responsible for her cold.
so…. she has never so much as felt the buzz of a great night’s drinking session, but she’s willing to drug her pure and chaste body with a whole bottle of NyQuil? I smell bullsh*t.
After being exposed by Albert as being quite dumb, she wanted him to look even dumber by telling him to read between the lines. Even thought she doesn’t have a clue what that means. So yeah… that’s indeed lamebook-worthy.
Ahh, it’s great that everyone here is so comfortable with each other that they’re willing to admit to not getting something on the internet. I mean, how often does that happen?
I bet her boyfriend also said that Nyquil makes your ass really sore the next day too and makes naked pictures of you being sodomized turn up on the Internet…
She’s never taken Nyquil before and is naive enough to misinterpret the drowsy side-effects with “being drunk.” I think she meant “read between the lines” as a literal retort, like “No, silly, read what I just wrote”… which still doesn’t make any sense.
Maybe she’s got morning sickness. “So alcohol makes your stomach swell up and kick? Ewww. Why do people do it?”
Truff FTW. I figured when she said read between the lines, she meant she figured the if the small amount of alcohol in Nyquil helps you get to sleep, she decided to drink a couple beers or something, but your guy’s interpretations seem a lot more likely.
Mona is obviously convinced that she got drunk off of a little bit of alcohol in a little bit of NyQuil. What the dumbass doesn’t know is that NyQuil causes drowsiness.
I’m with Koopa on this. I think she said something stupid and her friend called her out on it, and so she tried to cover it up by being like, “Hey, you just don’t get my clever joke.”
Personally, I think she’s saying that she’s never been drunk before, and that if feeling woozy and stumbling around the morning after gteting drunk is ‘normal’ then why the hell do people get drunk in the first place.
In other words, she wonders why people get drunk if they get hangovers the next day that debilitate them…
Figured that was a fairly obvious read between the lines…
she had a dose of nyquil, and then after she drank it her boyfriend told her he mixed a shot of whisky/whatever in with it to help her sleep. she pukes. she’s just no good at constructing sentences. and this isn’t lame. just boring.
See, I thought she was just using the Nyquil thing as a random opportunity to chastise her friends about their constant drinking/being drunk.
But I wasn’t sure. So I read the comments to see what you guys thought.
And realized you’re clueless too.
Awesome.
Maybe I’m thinking too grade school on this, but as a kid we used to say “read between the lines” when we held up our middle three fingers. In other words, my outer fingers are “the lines” and I’m flipping you off.
I agree with someone else who suggested she just felt dumb and wanted to respond with something that made her seem like she “gets it”. Or that her boyfriend drugged her.
@Slice I was looking forward to fucking your shit up royally for your complete fail – but then I saw your almost immediate correction. If only I had been her during that crucial 30-second window and could type 240 words per minute!
orrrr….maybe she’s an idiot because she took the regular dose of nyquil because she was sick and then assumed it was the tiny bit of alcohol in the nyquil that made her feel crappy and dizzy, rather than her illness.
Maybe she swallowed his jizz (Nyquil)after he had a few drinks, so the liquor came out as he “came”. I guess he had to much cum alcohol level, te he. I’m a pervert.
Maybe it’s possible that her illness meant she could handle that bit of alcohol, and so she felt even worse in the morning, which made her think that’s a hang over because she had never had one before?
That’s my theory, but really…I think mona is a bit of a dumb shit…
I agree with 48 and 52. She was joking by saying that she entrusted her boyfriend with giving her medicine, that he’d told her to anticipate drowsiness as a side effect when really he’d hit her with a tasty helping of rohypnol, causing her to mistakenly interpret its side effects as those of the Nyquil when really she’d been shagged whilst unconscious. Of course, she was veiling the joke (quite effectively, as everyone’s evidenced here) by only revealing it in subtext or, to reference Mona herself, only by “reading between the lines”.
She thinks he meant that he added a little bit of alcohol to it. And she is telling the friend to ‘read between the lines’ to note that. That’s what I get out of it…
OMG idiots, she’s just a teenager who has never been drunk before and thought that when she got drowsy off the cold medicine, it was the same as being drunk. does no one remember what it was like the first time they got drunk/high?? She thinks a small amount of alcohol (i.e. 2%) is enough to get you drunk. and she clearly thinks “read between the lines” means “you don’t get it and aren’t cool enough to even begin to understand”.
I think she’s trying to say he spiked it, on top of all the junk that is already in it. So the dizziness is the feeling of mixing nyquil with boone’s farm or whatever 14 year olds are drinking nowadays.
can’t believe how 90% of the people that responded to this are dumb shits. people have explained what happened and you dumb fu(ks still don’t get it. her bf screwed while she was knocked out.
This one was a real noodle-scratcher, but I think I figured it out (finally!) Most of y’all were overthinking it.
“when I took my first dose” implies that she drank more than one dose. Since she didn’t directly say this, and only *implied* it, Albert understood her to be saying she got drunk off of one dose. Her “read between the lines” response is her way of saying “okay, I know I was being a bit abstract and indirect because I didn’t say I drank a whole bottle of Nyquil, but if you put 1 (first dose) + 1 (drunk) together you’ll figure out that’s exactly what I did.”
nyquil when mixed with alcohol messes you up more….doubles your drunk so to say. will also put you in a “coma” for 12 hours…you’ll be well rested with green teeth
you could have 2 beers and a shot of nyquil and be stumbling is all i’m saying.
There are two versions of NyQuil out these days. The kind with alcohol, and the kind without. She took the kind with, apparently not realizing that it was the, “…so you can sleep…” variety, until her boyfriend pointed it out. However, why she continued taking more and more is a puzzle.
So no, it’s unlikely her boyfriend spiked her NyQuil, seeings how they spell it pre-spiked now adays.
Is Mona six? She’s smart for her age.
“Read between the lines,” everyone:
-Why do people stumble to the bathroom?
-Why do people take Nyquil?
-Why do people get drunk?
-Who do people do “it”?
Ha. Did someone’s boyfriend have sex with them while they were “drunk” off Nyquil?
WTF i dont understand
WTF i dont understand [2]
Oh woops. I get it now. Ha.
Okay this is way too confusing. Can someone explain this please??
WTF I don’t understand (3)
Huh??? Did she drink the whole bottle or what? Is that what I am supposed to “read” between the lines?
On second thought, I don’t get it. Instead, this post makes me angry.
Someone please spell this out for me…
IDGI, SOMEONE HALP.
i concur: i have no clue what’s going on here
Hey franzfergidon, you’re the only one who gets it, fill us in.
Yeah, she drank the whole bottle.
This doesn`t help me in wanting to cut down drinking !
Even though Mona is already so dizzy that she thinks getting drunk is the No.1 cure for the flu, I think the key phrase here is “when I took my first dose.”
Mona probably ate paste in school because someone said it tasted like cream cheese.
What is this
I don’t even
@16 pupik .. very very good .. i agree .. “when i took my first dose” .. hehe
Hmm…
It appears that Mona is a graduate student in literary criticism with a concentration in postmodern literature. Here we see a stream-of-consciousness composition in which she takes a dose of Nyquil and falls asleep in her boyfriend’s arms, with her mind on the alcohol in her medicine. She falls asleep and dreams about the morning after her first time being drunk. The revulsion she feels is a metaphor for her illness, and her stumbling trip to the bathroom parallels her body’s need to purge itself of the harmful influences which are responsible for her cold.
Obviously.
Fucking Mona! My head hurts now!
Danny…I love you!
DANNY you’re amazing
Danny, can I have your children?
Robotripping.
i don’t get it…did he rape her?
so…. she has never so much as felt the buzz of a great night’s drinking session, but she’s willing to drug her pure and chaste body with a whole bottle of NyQuil? I smell bullsh*t.
Lamebook FAIL
What’s so bad about being drunk?
Ask a glass of water.
Confusebook instead…
she doesn’t know what she’s saying..she’s drunk
After being exposed by Albert as being quite dumb, she wanted him to look even dumber by telling him to read between the lines. Even thought she doesn’t have a clue what that means. So yeah… that’s indeed lamebook-worthy.
Ahh, it’s great that everyone here is so comfortable with each other that they’re willing to admit to not getting something on the internet. I mean, how often does that happen?
I don’t get it either.
I don’t understand… isn’t NyQuil itself supposed to help one sleep?
D:
I bet her boyfriend also said that Nyquil makes your ass really sore the next day too and makes naked pictures of you being sodomized turn up on the Internet…
Nice Red Dwarf quote, Boz.
Oh, shit, I meant Hitchhiker’s Guide. Why the hell do I always get those two mixed up?
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She’s never taken Nyquil before and is naive enough to misinterpret the drowsy side-effects with “being drunk.” I think she meant “read between the lines” as a literal retort, like “No, silly, read what I just wrote”… which still doesn’t make any sense.
Maybe she’s got morning sickness. “So alcohol makes your stomach swell up and kick? Ewww. Why do people do it?”
Read between the lines… read between the lines… AH YES, she’s pregnant! Congrats!!!
Truff FTW. I figured when she said read between the lines, she meant she figured the if the small amount of alcohol in Nyquil helps you get to sleep, she decided to drink a couple beers or something, but your guy’s interpretations seem a lot more likely.
nyquil is code for ghb idiots!
Mona is obviously convinced that she got drunk off of a little bit of alcohol in a little bit of NyQuil. What the dumbass doesn’t know is that NyQuil causes drowsiness.
K GUYZ
on second thought I don’t think I get it. Dammit.
I still don’t think that any of these explanations make sense. Which I think is why it’s “lame.”
She obviously meant to read lines 2 and 4. DUH! (im kidding. i dont know what she means) (i wish sarcasm was easier on the internet)
we should submit a screenshot of these comments to lamebook…
I’m with Koopa on this. I think she said something stupid and her friend called her out on it, and so she tried to cover it up by being like, “Hey, you just don’t get my clever joke.”
Personal theory…
Boyfriend says “Nyquil has a bit of alcohol in this to help you sleep” when he really means “I slipped some GHB into this Nyquil to help you sleep”
From there i believe we can fill in the blanks.
Yes, No? I don’t know. Who really cares?
@21, I love you too; @22, thank you kindly; @23, I’m sorry but I’m fresh out — I’ll let you know when I get some more in.
Personally, I think she’s saying that she’s never been drunk before, and that if feeling woozy and stumbling around the morning after gteting drunk is ‘normal’ then why the hell do people get drunk in the first place.
In other words, she wonders why people get drunk if they get hangovers the next day that debilitate them…
Figured that was a fairly obvious read between the lines…
she had a dose of nyquil, and then after she drank it her boyfriend told her he mixed a shot of whisky/whatever in with it to help her sleep. she pukes. she’s just no good at constructing sentences. and this isn’t lame. just boring.
He fucked her in the ass
hahahahahaha
oh wait…why am I laughing?!
i think she’s saying that when her boyfriend told her there was alcohol in it, it was cause he put it there.
that bitch is stupid as fuck.
See, I thought she was just using the Nyquil thing as a random opportunity to chastise her friends about their constant drinking/being drunk.
But I wasn’t sure. So I read the comments to see what you guys thought.
And realized you’re clueless too.
Awesome.
I still don’t get it.
“my boyfriend told me that there’s a little bit of alcohol in it to help me sleep.” He added alcohol to knock her out. SURPRISE!
Maybe I’m thinking too grade school on this, but as a kid we used to say “read between the lines” when we held up our middle three fingers. In other words, my outer fingers are “the lines” and I’m flipping you off.
I agree with someone else who suggested she just felt dumb and wanted to respond with something that made her seem like she “gets it”. Or that her boyfriend drugged her.
@Slice I was looking forward to fucking your shit up royally for your complete fail – but then I saw your almost immediate correction. If only I had been her during that crucial 30-second window and could type 240 words per minute!
Yes. It reads much easier if you see it as “there’s alcohol in the dose of Nyquil he gave me” rather than “there’s alcohol in Nyquil in general”.
orrrr….maybe she’s an idiot because she took the regular dose of nyquil because she was sick and then assumed it was the tiny bit of alcohol in the nyquil that made her feel crappy and dizzy, rather than her illness.
mona is a cunt. eat a dick you stupid bitch
I’m still confused seeing as I don’t know which theory to go with. .__.”
Im as confused as everyone else. This is a Mona win.
Maybe she swallowed his jizz (Nyquil)after he had a few drinks, so the liquor came out as he “came”. I guess he had to much cum alcohol level, te he. I’m a pervert.
too*
Maybe it’s possible that her illness meant she could handle that bit of alcohol, and so she felt even worse in the morning, which made her think that’s a hang over because she had never had one before?
That’s my theory, but really…I think mona is a bit of a dumb shit…
Couldn’t**
my theory is that when her bf told her alcohol would help her sleep- she got legitimately drunk to sleep better.
I agree with 48 and 52. She was joking by saying that she entrusted her boyfriend with giving her medicine, that he’d told her to anticipate drowsiness as a side effect when really he’d hit her with a tasty helping of rohypnol, causing her to mistakenly interpret its side effects as those of the Nyquil when really she’d been shagged whilst unconscious. Of course, she was veiling the joke (quite effectively, as everyone’s evidenced here) by only revealing it in subtext or, to reference Mona herself, only by “reading between the lines”.
Tenuous at best, if you ask me.
I think she knows she\s a moron and just said “read between the lines” to leave the person who made fun of her, in the dark..LMAO Loser.
She thinks he meant that he added a little bit of alcohol to it. And she is telling the friend to ‘read between the lines’ to note that. That’s what I get out of it…
OMG idiots, she’s just a teenager who has never been drunk before and thought that when she got drowsy off the cold medicine, it was the same as being drunk. does no one remember what it was like the first time they got drunk/high?? She thinks a small amount of alcohol (i.e. 2%) is enough to get you drunk. and she clearly thinks “read between the lines” means “you don’t get it and aren’t cool enough to even begin to understand”.
obviously she thought she could get drunk off nyquil and drank the whole bottle
read between the lines dumbshits
I think she’s trying to say he spiked it, on top of all the junk that is already in it. So the dizziness is the feeling of mixing nyquil with boone’s farm or whatever 14 year olds are drinking nowadays.
can’t believe how 90% of the people that responded to this are dumb shits. people have explained what happened and you dumb fu(ks still don’t get it. her bf screwed while she was knocked out.
This is only so that post #77 isn’t the last one, and therefore the one displayed on the main page.
You’re an idiot, Wayne.
lol wayne i didn’t know that, thanks for clairifying it 2 me buddy
I’m pretty sure she was just telling him to f*ck off. Like read between the lines…and see a middle finger? That old joke? Yeah.
LOL !
=D
The “Nyquil” is definitely sperm/sex. She tried it for the first time and can’t understand why other girls “like” it.
This one was a real noodle-scratcher, but I think I figured it out (finally!) Most of y’all were overthinking it.
“when I took my first dose” implies that she drank more than one dose. Since she didn’t directly say this, and only *implied* it, Albert understood her to be saying she got drunk off of one dose. Her “read between the lines” response is her way of saying “okay, I know I was being a bit abstract and indirect because I didn’t say I drank a whole bottle of Nyquil, but if you put 1 (first dose) + 1 (drunk) together you’ll figure out that’s exactly what I did.”
By the way, kudos to Mona and Albert for being the only entries in Lamebook with perfect spelling, grammar and punctuation.
PoorTalisman, this is not perfect punctuation. She should’ve typed, ‘No, read between the lines.)
Her boyfriend mixed in alcohol with her NyQuil and told her that that was how it’s supposed to be.
Duh :3
you guys are idiots if you cant figure this out
nyquil when mixed with alcohol messes you up more….doubles your drunk so to say. will also put you in a “coma” for 12 hours…you’ll be well rested with green teeth
you could have 2 beers and a shot of nyquil and be stumbling is all i’m saying.
it also kills your liver twice as fast
Denis Leary: Capital “N”, small “y”, BIG FUCKING “Q”!!!!!!! I love that fuckin “Q”!!!!
It’s settled,
This is the Da Vinci Code of lamebook.
i regret ever reading this… i regret even more thinking that the solution to this maddening riddle could be found in the user comments..
There are two versions of NyQuil out these days. The kind with alcohol, and the kind without. She took the kind with, apparently not realizing that it was the, “…so you can sleep…” variety, until her boyfriend pointed it out. However, why she continued taking more and more is a puzzle.
So no, it’s unlikely her boyfriend spiked her NyQuil, seeings how they spell it pre-spiked now adays.