Friday, October 15, 2010

Under a Spell

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  1. Yes, Tashanda – Run is the only word you’ve mutilated in that diatribe, you fucking muppet

  2. I… I… fuck it, I can’t. I’m sick of repeating myself.

  3. Although that sounds more like I’m having ago at a girlfriend who won’t fucking listen to me than commenting on a website that won’t learn that people making spelling mistakes wasn’t funny the first time they put them up, back in 2009.

    Laughed at Tashanda’s though. What the fuck? :P

  4. I’ve seen Old-Timers…but not All Timer’s. You fucking twat bag cunt faced…Alzheimer’s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. All Timers……haha Kimberly you tit! :)

  6. um, Andrew?

  7. Which proves another point why Facebook is so worthwhile…. by not having a spellcheck, you can truly see what an idiot your friends are.

  8. lol @ DukeGuy

    @hobo … you’re right, I just realized I was not distinguishing between ‘funny’ and ‘disbelief’.

  9. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    I don’t see a spelling mistake in Andrew’s post. I’m also assuming he has been to jail a couple of times and has become something of a connoisseur.

  10. Dukey, kinda like a lover of fine wine and cheese, only he enjoys other pleasures?

  11. Don’t make us wallace it out Dukey

  12. Fucking Wallace..I’m going to adopt a mildly retarted child and rename him that, popping him on the head whenever he acts like..well, a Wallace.

    I’m out all. Plans were canceled for today, and now that’s it’s the afternoon, it’s also my bed time. See you guys tonight. :P

    Peace, love, and bubblegum.

  13. Oh..one last thing that my friend just posted on FB. So random and funny. (Of course, being sleep deprived, nearly everything is funny to me at this point…even nothing.)

    Fake (+)(+) Perfect (o)(o) Perky (*)(*) Cold (^)(^) and even Grandmas’ \./\./ Big ( o ) ( o ) or Small (.)(.) SAVE THEM ALL! Repost for Breast Cancer Awareness!!

    omg e-bewbs!!!!11111oneone!onee1exclamationpoint

  14. I agree with my similar namesake – Dukey Smoothy Buns – I don’t see a spelling error in Andrew’s post either.

    it’s either him or Josef Fritzl as my no.1

  15. Tashanda: I am laughing so hard that I am going to fall on my rump onto the floor. For clarification, I am laughing at the females in my life…you can delete or block me from Facebook, but it will not be bothersome to me. But I will inform you of one thing…please don’t backtalk to me. In addition, please do not perpetrate as if we are related by blood or as if we are actually chums. Because I do not like to have sexual relations with Boogi rectal holes in either case. So please, I ask, keep anything related to my affairs from spilling out as words from your lips. Because I will travel. In conclusion, there has never been a prostitute in me. I’m going to go for a run now.

  16. Miss Cat – thank you so much. I had no idea what on earth that girl was saying… i gave up after about one sentence. You should maybe consider taking up translation as a career path! :)

  17. I’m guessing Tashanda intended to write like that then; I think that makes it worse.

    Indeed run tell dat Tashanda; Hide yo’ kids. Hide yo’ wife…’Cause they rapin’ errybody out here.

  18. fuck it, I’ll say it: A raper is some that rapes, a rapper would be someone that raps

    Keona, I have no idea what you just said. Only thing I got were the e-boobs.

  19. ^ Oh god you dukes, your comments are too subtle. I get it. ignore my post above

  20. wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow!!!! WOW. Also, google chrome spellchecks your text entries on web pages – just installed cos of a FUCKERY of a script bug with mozilla, so now my haikus will be even more glorious. well. as glorious as they can be.

    Bobby’s phone fucked him
    but he might have fucked a dyke
    Perhaps Thomas knows.

    50 cent is just
    a cunt-shaped sperm accident
    staining the black race

    Krys – the kind of girl
    I’d choke to death with her own
    cheap hair extensions

    Kimberly is fucked!
    All-Timers disease has got
    it’s hold on her now

    Tashanda – crap name
    Stupid fucking felch bucket,
    please shut the fuck up

    @Keona OMG BEWBS BEWBS (.)(.) OH MY LOOK!! BEWBS!!

  21. Come on everyone, let’s all say in unision:

    “SAFFER IS WALLACE”

    :-D

  22. bollocks, I of course meant “unison” as “unision” isn’t a word :-p

  23. SAFFER IS WALLACE

  24. Dukey, I see the error: it’s supposed to be “rapist.”

  25. “It aint neva been no ho n me” I’m pretty sure we all got cancer from reading that.

  26. *blush*

  27. @Miss Cat Owe you for the clarification on that one. Are you fluent in fuckery? Second language? I’m impressed by your translation ability.

  28. I’m glad Tashanda noticed that she misspelled ‘run’. Else, she’d get a lot of sarcastic comments about her grammar. Phew!

  29. I think that “raper” is more accurate than “rapist”

    -er suggests that they know what they are doing, a proffesional.

    -ist suggest just a dabbling in the exercise.

    Consider this example:

    Amateur canoeist
    Professional canoer

  30. balls, another spelling mistake. *professional

  31. dukeguy oh so that explains why ur a massive bender

  32. Bobby, buddy, dike rides aren’t cold – anywhere. They’re hot.

  33. And…

    I’d like to raper
    more than a few people here
    on this Lamebook board

  34. Word, I agree with you.
    On #32 I mean of course, not #33 :) .

  35. @ Miss Cat: Thank you for translating that last one. I honestly did not understand what Sqwykeesha* was saying.

    *or whatever the fuck her name was.

  36. lmao miss cat

  37. i couldn’t work out where the run went since i couldn’t make out the rest of the effing thing

  38. I am saying that… you too are a raper!

    [/australianaccent]

  39. I think the worst thing about crystal’s post is that she continued to the quote to include her own strange tangent.
    and a grand says andrew is the biggest ‘wanksta’ in his local area code.

  40. I am so deeply sorry, I regaret that I have fallen behind on my ebonics studies. I get the ass ho but what exactly is a boogie ass ho? Does it involved boogersr? cause as if ass isn’t enough, throwing in slimy bogers makes you the rank out queen.

    Here’s your tiara?

  41. crap, I hat when I come on here half in the bag, people think I can’t spell.

    Really the problem is I can’t type half in the bag.

    boogersr = boogers and regaret = regret.

  42. oh yeah, and hat = mhate.

    shit I’m goin to bed

  43. undergroundtunnel

    BritishHobo is gay.

  44. lolol…. dang, ebonics much?

  45. BritishHobo is gay.

  46. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    @eenerbl, Exactly.

    @Saffer lol this Wallace thing is spreading like wildfire mixed with AIDS.

    @thehiviewarcade, that’s not a spelling error, it’s a grammatical error.

    @yaya, boogie is (shockingly) misspelled, it’s booshie which is short for bourgeois which in turn is used as slang to mean “pretentious without valid reason to be pretentious” ass ho.

  47. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Someone with a name like “undergroundtunnel” should not be calling anyone gay.

  48. I’m not even going to bother to jump in and say Did someone just call Hobo a douche because frankly, it’s starting to happen too frequently. Hobo m’dear, do you have some sort of internet fatwa on your head?

  49. I don’t think BritishHobo is gay, but it does bring up the question of what happened to BritishHobbette (I think that was her name). But Dukey Smooth obviously wants my cock. We’re going to have to do something about this sexual tension.

  50. I’ll grab the video camera. I recently purchased new film.

  51. Keona
    Wouldn’t watching me and Dukey go at it go against your “lack of outside lust” agreement you have with your boy?

  52. Agreement? I only said to him that I could understand. But in all those posts, I also said that I still lust and such. He knows about it, and accepts it. He doesn’t completely like it, but we don’t have round and round fights about it. No fights at all, actually. We’re both aware no that no one is perfect, in the religious sense that God or whatever deity you happen to worship is.

    In short: no, no it wouldn’t. All lamebook comments are, when they veer off the LB posts themselves, are a bunch of jokes and innuendos. No harm done. It’s not as if I’m out trolloping around.

    Now, go do your thing while I record.

  53. Dukey, you heard the girl. Bend over.

  54. Wah psh! Rawhide.

  55. hahaha where do I fit in to all this?

  56. You’re the bewb lady. So get ‘em out.

  57. I thought loma was the threesome lady, not the boob lady.
    Keona, you do realize there’s a difference between thinking someone is attractive, and proper lusting (deriving titillating pleasure therefrom)? I don’t know to which you were referring.
    Your bf would be much better off if you could convince him that sexual openness doesn’t imply emotional infidelity.

  58. My ADHD coupled with a high sex drive makes my thoughts of “oh, that person it attractive” switch pretty quickly to “I’d like to.. to them.” I guess I can’t really save face by saying that I want to throw my boyfriend into the mix. He understands that,ESPECIALLY someone with a hyper mind, can’t control thoughts or feelings. His common used phrase is: “I understand and accept it, but it doesn’t mean I have to like it/ or not be hurt by it.”

    I agree, he would be better off that way. Maybe one day I will break him. One day I will come on here, and tell you all of our sex shenanigans. I have confidence in that.

  59. Although Miss Cat’s translation was indeed excellent, I believe I may have a correction, if not just a different explanation. She may have meant, in the last two collections of letters ended with periods, “I have never been a prostitute or otherwise promiscuous. Now all the females I addressed in this post can spread my wise words to other females and let them know of what I am capable.” Although clearly Tashanda’s way takes up much less space, of which she is a complete waste.

  60. how is it that people are soooooooooo effing dumb, srsly?

  61. spreading the good word cuz I love this – srslysorry.com

  62. Embarrassing type-o’s…. Add to this list:
    http://1001awfulthings.com/the-top-1001

  63. Translation Time: Operation Tashanda

    “I find it terribly amusing that these women have ceased communication and revoked my access to their private information. This is of no concern of mine. However, I would like to impress upon them one piece of advice. When our paths cross again, do not bother speaking to me. Do not portray yourself to be of the same lineage, or even as a causal acquaintance of mine. The reasoning for this is that I do not associate with ladies of the evening. I would also ask that you not speak of my affairs to others. I feel that personal visit to you would be warranted, should I find that my prudent reputation being tarnished. Now, you can rum and tell that, rum and tell that, rum and tell that, home, home, homeboy.”

    *Run

  64. Is it bad that when I read “all timers” I immediately thought of characters from Stephen King’s book Insomnia (or The Dark Tower)?

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