ZOMG I’M SO COOL AND FUNNY BECAUSE I CAN QUOTE DANIEL TOSH.
Suck it, Foster.
In other news, I really enjoy that comedy routine.
Um… amurrica… you have a greasy shit running down your leg. but i bet you like that. so i’ll just walk away.
Most of the status updates lately have been taken from the website Sickipedia or the app they made titled “Banter Lines.”
In my experience, the knife goes in the chest much more easily than the straw goes in the capri-sun pack.
That cuts me deep ciremelf
I wonder why Forrest Gump did not realize that
well, i liked the skittle one…
I liked the one about dead fatties.
Fatty fat fat fat
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