I always break up with people who care about me, are madly in love with me, and who I’m madly in love with because I lost my virginity to them. Duh. I mean, there couldn’t possibly be any other factors that go into the decision.
Tashauna is saying I love my bro, Elliot! (Oh boy oh boy, I’m still smiling hard!) Later facebook, I guess it’s sleepy time! lol, really!! Rae, Tee, Jelli, Ricka, and my brother, you all done showed out with the slow songs! Tee and Rae, you all sure showed your asses in walmart with the little materials!!! laugh my ass off…..
If Ginaaa is “likee sadd” why does she randomly bahaha and lmaooo? I would understand if they were just dating, but someone this immature was actually married? I shouldn’t be surprised, but I can’t help wondering what the marriageee certificateee looked like after she was done scribbling all over it. Can she even spell her name?
Because when one’s heart is broken it increases the need to punctuate your sob story with “lol” “lmao” etc.
People need to learn that doubling up the last letter of each word does not in fact add extra punctuation, meaning, intelligence or anything else to what you’re saying.
Yes, Leesh. We obviously cannot type correctly. I aspire to one day embrace the ability to type as if I lack all of my motor reflexes.
I would also enjoy typing and spelling as if I grew up in a low-income community where everyone in the education system is pushed through with a passing grade to avoid dealing with the hopelessness of my ignorance for another year.
But I’ve only accomplished the occasional typo, unnecessary comma or an improper usage of a semi-colon. And don’t even get me started on the times I’ve used one too many dots in an ellipsis.
I guess I have a long way to go before I master the retardation you’ve worked so little to obtain for yourself. I guess I’ll have to keep dreaming.
I know that you’ll probably skip over the first line of this retort and immediately start your ghetto-inspired reply. So let me simplify it for you:
You’re fucking retarded and I hope to God that you never procreate and give the world another child I’ll be paying for with my tax money.
Honey, I love you, but I think you’re damaging my keyboard.
Anyone else think they were only ‘fake married’? She sounds a bit too much like a mental teenager to have actually tied the knot. Ttoughh maybeee I’mmmm justtt judgingggg herrrrr writing styleeee harshlyyyy.
When I read Gina’s post in my head and elongate the pronunciation of the words to match her spelling, it’s so awful I just can’t stand it. Even More Annoying Than When People Capitalize The First Letter Of Each Word, Like It’s Some Kind Of Fucking Title.
What I don’t understand is how people can type like the person did in the first one. It would actually take some skill, having to go back and forth between capitals and lower case letters, remembering to replace s’s with z’s, and using exclamation points instead of periods.
Why not put all that effort into learning proper spelling and grammar?
Gina, darling, when you set your status to married when you are not married, you are not madly in love with someone. You’re psychotic and need therapy. Your friend encouraging this makes her batshit insane, too.
No one will love you because they’re afraid you’re going to boil their pet bunny.
Pity there is no update reading “Gina ******* has gone from being “marriedddddddddddddd” to “Singleeeeeeeeeeeee” “. That is most likely why she thought it was ok to pick “married” when she wasn’t actually.. stupid biatch didn’t know what it meant.
Afterthought – When you read the post again and pronounce all the additional eeeeeeeeeeee’s it sounds like mock chinese…then it’s actually rather hysterical…
@ Jen , feeling a bit superior now are we ? You talk about ghetto-inspired but i m not really sure what you mean by that … poor people can’t spell ? You live in the ghetto so being stupid is a way of life ?
I found your reply funny and well written but from what you wrote i suppose that you came from a happy and wealthy family with a very strict dad that forced you to do endless grammar excersises. Therefore prohibiting you to have a life while being a teenager , so now you have become a snob and are so sexually opressed that even a darkroom filled with countless strangers can’t satisfy your needs.Daddy probably told you that you are better then those pesky lowlifes living in them projects, didn’t he ?
I hope if you procreate that your child is as intelligent as you obviously are, or at least claim to be. Might be dissapointing if you have a dumb child that you have to love but rather get rid off
And i’m sorry if i made some typo’s or spelling errors ,English isn’ my mother tongue and i come from a ghetto
Jen – dude, you are taking Leesh’s comment way too much to heart. I did an English Language degree and I take that kind of stuff pretty seriously but you appear to be taking it personally. I can just see you hunched over the keyboard concocting the most cutting reply, for someone who couldn’t give a shit. FYL.
Is this guy dumping her because she works in a petrol station? We don’t have QP over here. I’d be more likely to dump her for being friends with Jemila: ‘…im sowwwyyy babygirll’
Father Sha – we must have been writing at the same time. I think I love you. Let’s get married and have babies that we love for their personality rather than their extended vocabulary and accurate use of semi-colons.
I see Leesh managed to unearthed a few pop psychologists on this here lamebook site. And either everybody missed post #32 or everybody thought that must be a fake-leesh, using proper grammar and spelling. I’m sure he’s having a good laugh now, whatever the case is. (Or she.)
And maybe there’s just something wrong with Tashuana’s and Gina’s keyboards. We need to consider all the possibilities first, people.
I have some emo kids in my list who claim themselves to be married , when they are only in a relationship or simply engaged because they think it’s cute or something I don’t know…So, since she is “like sad” ,I suppode that’s the case here.
Agree with 75. Jen, pull the carrot out of your arse. Leesh is an idiot but so are you…’Yes, Leesh. We obviously cannot type correctly.’ was that the royal ‘we’ to which you were making reference or do we actually have royalty in our presence on lamebook? Next time one* might want to check a dictionary before one gets publicly excessively pompous (yes, you deserve the double dose, pompous wasn’t enough on its own).
*For clarification ‘one’ in its usage as third person indefinite pronoun
Gina – you’re a weirdo. Get a grip. He probably left you due to your deplorable writing and yo’ shareeeeeee-ing yo’ privateeeee shiteeeee on faceeeebookeeee…skank.
@ Father Sha – that’s ok with me. I will support you in your studies, if you support me in my Tolerance Seminars that I will be running. Then we can happy go live in the ghetto and I will be your biatchhhh!