Thursday, May 28, 2009

Txt Me


previous post: Sorry, Ladies



  1. Oh my gosh. Seriously? That’s so awful! What a loser!

  2. I dunno what’s lamer, his obsession with country music or actually wanting to work in Stephenville.

  3. I know someone exactly like this. So sad.

  4. This is outrageous.

  5. Oh shit! I forgot to txt Ryan…

  6. Does nobody have this guy’s phone number already?

  7. Wonder what he was doing with the monitor he loves so much that he didn’t include txt me for that status update…

  8. Repetitive advertising…. makes me want to text him now….
    Is that normal?

  9. My fave – “going to bed NIGHT…txt me”
    He’s sleep statusing. Douche. txt me.

  10. So many free little friends

  11. No one’s responding to his updates because they’re all busy texting. Probably.

  12. I have a friend that puts her phone number in her myspace/facebook status updates, always freaks out when random people call or text her, and is always wondering how someone got her number. Well, duh, you idiot/attention whore.
    That was such a grudge rant, sorry guys.

  13. if this was Tl;Dr then let me summarize

    txt me bored

  14. I can’t believe he couldn’t spell ‘text’ even once.

  15. You wanna pick me up?

  16. Who posts their phone number in their status? Bad enough to list it in your info – where anyone can look it up – but in your status? Kids these days.

  17. Lmao!

    This is lame. Txt me 07835 6**2** :p

  18. Sweet Jesus, will someone PLEASE txt him already!?

  19. the choices are: prank this kid or submit his number to a hotline because I don’t understand why you would post your own number up, or find out his address and punch him in the face….i hate when people abuse the “status” privilege!

  20. Princess Bananahammock

    @nonya FTW

    Me:just spent 2mins wasting my time reading this douche-bags lame status update that I will never get back. txt me.

  21. Hi..My name is Ryan. I have no friends. txt me.

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