Here we go again with a couple of grammar Nazis that feel the need to correct each other.
I really hate this but I’m forced to agree with your correction of insert clever name here’s comment. If a person wants to call someone else an epic failure for bad spelling, they better spell the insult correctly.
You are a retard. It can be spelled either way depending on what part of the world you’re from. BTW…you are the worst grammar Nazi of them all because you don’t have a clue what you’re talking about.
I’m still trying to figure out how people type like that? Do they have crazy pinky fingers that randomly tape on shift? They make up words because they are to long, but they have time to randomize the shift. I just don’t get it.
@ everyone who corrects “retart” or calls people out for using “brians” instead of “brains”. These are infamous misspellings from previous lb threads. They’re inside jokes for people who have been reading lb for way too long. It’s a way for long term lb reading retarts to call out to other long term reading lb Frodos. see also ratcoon
The word is “retard” … There is no retart!! 4000 spastics spelling it wrong doesn’t automatically change it! Punch retart into google and you get “did you mean retard?” …. Yes I fucking did… Cos I’m a retart! … Help me jeebus!!!
No, it’s not really true. Retart doesn’t appear in any respected dictionary. Like clever name said, it is an infamous misspelling from this site/the internet world. I just put that out there to see what Stretch would have to say about it. He/she is just a moron that has run out of clever things to say and is now correcting people’s spelling with bullshit out of the urban dictionary. I figured I would give Stretch a taste of his/her own medecine and correct them with some incorrect information.
Maybe Brittany’s trying to communicate in code! I mean, if you take all the capital letters, put them together and you’ll end up with “CKPOL! UGHMY 2 TIME IE GETTINLOCKUP TIBISG B PRIMETIME CAKA. D.O.E. BULLS MFC TV KUS. SMFH. LOL IVERYY UPS. BUTUT IP. BOUT BOUNC RIGH NOT TRN OF FEMOE. B” Which means nothing to you, But to some highly evolved brains (like Brittany’s) it is some pretty serious shit!
Let me translate Brittany for you nice young people.
Denunciate the enforcement! Egad, that happens to be the second time I have been incarcerated. In the next incident, I will will engage in forceful confrontation, for I will render their derrieres useless. But nay, earnestly, these hogwash scalawags burglarized my marijuana. I shake my head in disgust. While I laugh out loud, I am very grieved. However, on another tip, I shall recuperate, I will no longer shame myself on account of the police. *Chucklechuckle giggle snort*
I must place myself in the court of the law in the early morningtime. I do not want to attend but they said that I violated probation. Just because I blew my nose! Tiddlywinks!
@ Scarfy #49: That confused the hell outta me, thought Lamebook had changed my name. Haha.
It was purely from a random conversation I had about four years ago with some girl I know. God knows why, but “Scarfey the Magic Pancake” materialised. The name stuck with me, and well, it’s good for websites such as this