Why must these morons use numbers as if they are letters? Is it really that ough to type E as opposed to 3? Sigh . . . I guess appearing ignorant and making up your own spelling for commons words is cool! I never was cool . . .
Would all the black people and fake bitches that currently have my number, please delete it. I have found the one that I’ve been looking for and I don’t need anybody coming between us. I’m with Willie now, so the rest of you should move on, please. In my humble opinion, I’m that “one in a million” girl that you’ve heard about.
P.S. I love my brother Malcom. As for Katie and Willie, please stay strong. I should go to class now, as I missed first period due to the insane amount of time it took me to write a fucked up status message with a mixture between 133t speak, ebonics, crazy caps, and random monkey punches.
poligise fo slavry n we iz coo aight. all da muhfuckaz in dis site nee pologise fo dat shit dey ansistas do. i iz sik n tire of all da shit da crackas be doin but dey aint help out a nigga. pologise and we is coo aight crackas
@Dime, yeah, that would be another correct translation, but I didn’t want to put my own thoughts into what Candy was saying, so I was going word for word (for the most part) and therefore, that part of the translation is still valid.
It’s nice that you put “DUH DUMBASS” at the end, to sign your comment though. Would you prefer I call you that over Dime?
Black people shouldn’t be allowed on facebook? Try ignorant people shouldn’t be allowed on facebook. I know English, probably better than you. In fact, I’m almost certain.. considering the way you group people into a category you can’t be reeling with intelligence and worldly knowledge.
Don’t know about the rest of you, but anytime I see things typed in all caps, misspelled shorthand I don’t even read it. I assume the person is a complete moron and has nothing valuable to say even if I were able to decipher it.
Also LMAO at Jeanette helping Eddie with homework…the dumb leading the dumber!
I love how Jeanette corrected Eddie’s tense use… that was the least of his worries. And, “passed tense”. Oh dear. I’m not saying everyone should be amazing at English, but at least have a vague grasp please!
Matthew – “stupied” LOL. Perhaps he really can spell ‘stupid’, but he’s pretty stupid himself for not checking his spelling before making that statement.
D’Ellis – What kind of a name is that?! And, why, oh why? ‘E’ is the most frequently used letter in the English language, yet you managed a whole statement with only 3. Weirdly easy to read, but fucking annoying.
Candy – Since when did 3 become the new E? Also, very curious as to what the Precursor to her name is…
Translation of Candy: “All the niggas and fake bitches that have got my number: delete it. I found the one I have been looking for and don’t need you all trying to come between… I’m Willie’s, so go on and move around… I’m that one in a million… [weird name insert]
I love my brother Malcom, Mom, Katie and Willie. Stay strong… Gotta go to class. I missed my first period. Oooops.”
Honestly – why do people chose to type like illiterate idiots. I’ve never understood the appeal of trying to disect a sentance that’s filled with 3′s & 0000′s & numbers for letters. It actually hurts my head. Really it does. Must be some sort of code for the terminally stupid.
Okay, I understand the need to take shortcuts when you’re sending texts, especially if you don’t have a touch or qwerty board on your phone, but come on, not when you’re using a full sized computer keyboard!! Why do these kids type like a bunch of illiterate morons? In all honesty, it makes them look STUPID! They’re clearly unaware of that! My eyes starting bleeding trying to read Candy’s status and that was after reading D’Ellis’, thinking that was bad!