Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Tuesday TypOHs!






previous post: That’s Unfortunate



  1. DHA niggas? were they breastfed?

  2. D’Ellis is in manuscripts?

  3. WHt DHA FUK

  4. @2 – no I think he meant the Multiple Sclerosis Society

  5. Does anybody also has the biggest hot dog ever as a banner? Makes my hungry…

  6. *cough* PAST tense…

  7. That’s right Donovan blame it on the booze.

  8. 1st period must have been writing class.

  9. 1. Turn Caps Lock OFF.
    2. Use your vowels. If the vowels on your keyboard happen to all be broken, buy a new keyboard and use them.
    3. ???
    4. Profit

  10. Donovan is using his Blackberry and drunk at Sunday morning service? Sounds like a very liberal place of worship. I wanna go to that ‘chuch’.

  11. Oh, Jeanette…

  12. I can’t wait till Candy drops out of school to be a “dancer”

  13. 1. eddie needs a tutor that isnt his cousin
    2. god damn you candy and d’ellis. please use words that are found in the english language
    3. im really hungry and need some breakfast

  14. I like Zombie Kid

    THIS 2010 NOT 1864.

    racism is ugly

  16. What Snip said.

  17. Why must these morons use numbers as if they are letters? Is it really that ough to type E as opposed to 3? Sigh . . . I guess appearing ignorant and making up your own spelling for commons words is cool! I never was cool . . .

  18. *tough Maybe I am cooler than I think lol

  19. Chrissy

    First off, it is 2009 you illiterate communist. Get out of this country if you are here to be a freeloader.

  20. I’m not sure which irks me more; using numbers instead of letters, purposely spelling words wrong, or adding 17.8 billion extra duplicate letters at the end of the word {aka funnnnnnnn}.

    Guess it doesn’t matter in the end. These are the future leaders of our world, and we’re all screwed. I’m seriousssssss. For realz. Str8ght up.

  21. I am the ghost of Passed tense.

  22. @ Passed Tense

    WTF?? Is that suppose to be funny?

  23. @ Ratcoon’s Widow

    Have you watched the movie “Idiocracy”? I would highly suggest it.

  24. Vowels are apparently out of fashion.
    My comment is vintage.

  25. @ Chazz…

    I never heard of the movie, so I looked it up. It is now on my Christmas wish list. Thanks!!

  26. Idiocracy scares the bejesus out of me!

  27. I read Candy’s post 3 times before I figured out what the fuck she was trying to say. Why all the H’s? DHA DHAT WTF?!

  28. Caps Lock is cruise control for cool.

  29. D’Ellis is a letter racist, and has already killed and erased numerous vowels from existence!

  30. Translation of Candy:

    Would all the black people and fake bitches that currently have my number, please delete it. I have found the one that I’ve been looking for and I don’t need anybody coming between us. I’m with Willie now, so the rest of you should move on, please. In my humble opinion, I’m that “one in a million” girl that you’ve heard about.


    P.S. I love my brother Malcom. As for Katie and Willie, please stay strong. I should go to class now, as I missed first period due to the insane amount of time it took me to write a fucked up status message with a mixture between 133t speak, ebonics, crazy caps, and random monkey punches.

  31. Yeah the translation is wrong…Niggaz means dudes (all race of men) and bitches means women…plain and simple DUH DUMBASS

  32. @ Rafael “Does anybody also has the biggest hot dog ever as a banner? Makes my hungry…”

    I see it, but it makes me gag. Look in the background. It looks like a guy is standing there making it look like it is his weiner. I guess if you are gay it might make sene why you are hungry.

  33. I iz a dumb niggaz n shul gt mah dum nigga azz linchd

  34. poligise fo slavry n we iz coo aight. all da muhfuckaz in dis site nee pologise fo dat shit dey ansistas do. i iz sik n tire of all da shit da crackas be doin but dey aint help out a nigga. pologise and we is coo aight crackas

  35. mcowles, you deserve the presidency for that effort (#31).

    I am concerned about Candy having missed her period. Looks like nothing came between her and Willie’s willy after all.

  36. Whoa, racism… haha.

    @Dime, yeah, that would be another correct translation, but I didn’t want to put my own thoughts into what Candy was saying, so I was going word for word (for the most part) and therefore, that part of the translation is still valid.

    It’s nice that you put “DUH DUMBASS” at the end, to sign your comment though. Would you prefer I call you that over Dime?

  37. I get the feeling this isn’t the only period Candy will be missing…

  38. Otto wins

  39. Black people should not be allowed on FB. Learn to speak proper English you idiots.

  40. Black people shouldn’t be allowed on facebook? Try ignorant people shouldn’t be allowed on facebook. I know English, probably better than you. In fact, I’m almost certain.. considering the way you group people into a category you can’t be reeling with intelligence and worldly knowledge.

  41. Candy is WHITE.

  42. D’Ellis clearly has a rather complicated relationship with the letter E.
    And he didn’t need to say that his/her statement came from the heart not the mind.
    The not the mind part was totally obvious.

  43. Don’t know about the rest of you, but anytime I see things typed in all caps, misspelled shorthand I don’t even read it. I assume the person is a complete moron and has nothing valuable to say even if I were able to decipher it.

    Also LMAO at Jeanette helping Eddie with homework…the dumb leading the dumber!

  44. I’m assuming that first period was English? Maybe she should focus on going from now on.

  45. @44 i agree to that, there’s no point in reading that

  46. Passed tense. Did she throw the tense?

  47. a nice jewish guy here. check out the calendar for nice jewish guys. We will not sell to anyone that is german or palestinian. Thanks a bunch! OY!

  48. maybe im immature but girls are just stupied made me laugh

  49. I love how Jeanette corrected Eddie’s tense use… that was the least of his worries. And, “passed tense”. Oh dear. I’m not saying everyone should be amazing at English, but at least have a vague grasp please!

    Matthew – “stupied” LOL. Perhaps he really can spell ‘stupid’, but he’s pretty stupid himself for not checking his spelling before making that statement.

    D’Ellis – What kind of a name is that?! And, why, oh why? ‘E’ is the most frequently used letter in the English language, yet you managed a whole statement with only 3. Weirdly easy to read, but fucking annoying.

    Candy – Since when did 3 become the new E? Also, very curious as to what the Precursor to her name is…

    Caps lock OFF please!

  50. Dear D’Ellis…

    They’re called vowels.

    Please use them.

  51. Ermm leannette. Its past tense.

  52. I hate it when people rape the English language in public.

  53. @Lajeve

  54. @ ZOMFG
    It’s Jeanette. Don’t correct if you can’t spell properly either.
    Which is why Jeanette shouldn’t be tutoring.

    I didn’t even bother trying to read “Candy”‘s status. I got as far as “DHA” and stopped when I realized she didn’t accidentally hit ‘h’ instead of ‘n’.

  55. Lacy could have come up with something way better

  56. I’m guessing that Candy’s first period is English…

  57. Errr, @Finn, I don’t think she meant “DNA” – it was “DHA”, better known as ‘the’.

  58. Sorry, I meant @Remo

    Translation of Candy: “All the niggas and fake bitches that have got my number: delete it. I found the one I have been looking for and don’t need you all trying to come between… I’m Willie’s, so go on and move around… I’m that one in a million… [weird name insert]
    I love my brother Malcom, Mom, Katie and Willie. Stay strong… Gotta go to class. I missed my first period. Oooops.”

  59. LOL and I need to learn to read Remo’s comment! LMAO, sorry!

  60. I like donovan Drunk at church he’s clearly been drinking the so called blood of christ.

  61. I second that shannah.Its hilarious how racists use sites like lamebook to voice their illogical and moronic opinions.

  62. ur right “D’Ellis” (if thats ur real name <_<) that clearly was NOT from the mind…


  64. @nor’n monkey

    yeah, I didn’t really think she meant DNA.
    thanks for the translation though, haha.

  65. Donovan is my hero, and his name rhymes with Jonathan which is my name :)

  66. I honestly do not know how people can understand that way of writing… it does not make sense… and I study foreign languages lol

  67. I think D’Ellis would like to buy a vowel, Pat…

  68. ah Candy… oh god… my brain hurts soooooo much!
    This makes me wish the world would end in 2012 just so this persons offspring can’t live long enough to be that stupid or worse!!

  69. Donovan is my hero… going to church drunk is pro.

  70. I know the last one….and she is indeed…WHITE.

  71. first one.. the one who commented, she’s telling the other one how to spell and use tenses.. ‘passed tense’ – ERR.. not PAST then?? dick lol

  72. Honestly – why do people chose to type like illiterate idiots. I’ve never understood the appeal of trying to disect a sentance that’s filled with 3′s & 0000′s & numbers for letters. It actually hurts my head. Really it does. Must be some sort of code for the terminally stupid.

  73. Okay, I understand the need to take shortcuts when you’re sending texts, especially if you don’t have a touch or qwerty board on your phone, but come on, not when you’re using a full sized computer keyboard!! Why do these kids type like a bunch of illiterate morons? In all honesty, it makes them look STUPID! They’re clearly unaware of that! My eyes starting bleeding trying to read Candy’s status and that was after reading D’Ellis’, thinking that was bad!

    Comment #12 was awesome!! :)

  74. i always wondered how long it takes people to purposely spell incorrectly. i mean really? you’d think they could have a better use of their time.

    in general though, i think m IQ dropped 30 points, and i may need to take English as a second language.

  75. The sad part about this, is not only do the kids TYPE like this, they SPEAK like this. It is easier to decipher the text than to figure out what they have said.

  76. i just wanna smack the shit out of kids that type,text and speak like that! Ugh!

  77. I know CANDY and she’s white, used to be the most country girl you’ve ever met.

  78. @ bahahaha

    Seeing as you know Candy can you tell her to get sterilized quickly, we don’t need more stupid people in this world.
    Thanks for helping the Human Race out.

  79. At least with a name like Candy she won’t have to think of a ‘stripper name’.

  80. LOL. Her name isn’t even Candy. Its Jennifer. Far from Candy, which I don’t understand.
    “crotch rott” was a term for her back in the day I’ve heard.

  81. @ Professor Grif

    Unfortunately, she’s actually pregnant by a black guy at the moment… and she’s like 19.

  82. D’Ellis’ heart needs a Spell Check XD

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