Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Tuesday TypOHs!

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  1. meh.

  2. Pussy

  3. Theresa f’ed the dogs because she misses her husband.

    Fernando steel does not need college because he’s the BOSS.

    Justin is on his way to becoming the BOSS.

  4. Fernando Steel is my arch-nemesis.

  5. Fist.

  6. Bad.

  7. So assuming Theresa fed her dogs and didn’t fuck them, who the fuck cares???? Do people seriously put what they’re having for breakfast as their status? Especially when 95% of the area would be sleeping anyway and the other 5% is getting ready for work, not fucking about checking their Facebook. Fuck off bitch!

  8. At least the chili fail had some meat to it… HAR HAR HAR!

  9. Ditto Sobchak.

  10. I’d really, really like to hurt Justin.

  11. I care walter… if one of my fb friends f’ed a dog then I’d like to know… reminds me of a joke

    A women goes to the vet with her dog and she meets a lady there with her cat. They get to chatting and the lady says that her cat has been clawing all the furniture so she is getting him declawed… The woman says she is taking her dog in because every time she bends over the dog jumps up and tries to hump her… so the cat lady says, oh you are getting him fixed. The woman says, nope I’m getting him declawed too

  12. Walter, there are a couple of people on my list who regularly post tripe like that first one (don’t we all?), and I’d really, really like to hurt them, too.

  13. I’m not into bestiality but out of curiosity I watched this old 70′s porno of this chick getting rammed by a dog, I should not have gone there… so if someone is fucking their dog, I’d rather not know all it does is bring up bad scenes I long to forget.

  14. Kinda Chile in here…also, I fuck the dog all day, I see no problem.

  15. I agree slimjayz, I would also like to know if one of my friends fucks her dogs. That’s why I started with the “assuming she only fed them” qualifier.

    Word, I haven’t noticed any of my friends posting mundane crap like this, but I do see a fair bit of annoyingly vague updates, like “Yay it’s happening!” as well as lots of fortune teller and astrology crap (sometimes with comments telling us how right the predictions are).

  16. The worst part is that I can’t give the posts the replies they deserve because family gatherings with the in-laws would become very tense and awkward.

  17. mass, I’m going to have disagree with you on that one. I’ve been fucking the dog for the past few weeks. And I’ll be fucking it for a few more. Frankly, it’s overrated.

    Walt, they post all that crap, too. I block the apps.

    Unrelated, but much of Australia is underwater, hey, Walt</b? It's horrific. And it's about to get even worse, but it makes for incredible viewing.

    Also somewhat unrelated, I just watched a doco about amputee admirers. It was way more disturbing than any animal porn I've seen. Freaks.

  18. Oops.

  19. Blame the drugs. I least I didn’t fuck up the whole comments section…

  20. Lucky dog.

  21. yeah, why didn’t that happen? Did the LB powers-that-be intervene and prevent boldness gone awry?

  22. *serious comment by mass on Lamebook*

    Hi word, hope you’re doing well. I hate being not busy at work. I am a fabricator, I work with sheet metal and aluminum …

  23. Yeah, word, it’s pretty scary up there.

    mass, you better get over to Australia quickly and make sure word stays safe.

  24. ..do they have airports in Australia, Walt? That would save a lot of rowing.

  25. That’s not funny mass. Only sea-planes can land in any of the airports right now.

  26. mass, yeah, I’m doing ok. I was totally freaked out about an hour ago when my right hand started doing its own thing, but it seems to have settled again.

    A fabricator? Now that’s funny. You most definitely are that… I think.

  27. It’s own thing?? I have a young priest and an old priest on the phone Wordy, they say the power of Christ compels you…

  28. Yeah he is a fabricator. Once he told me he works as a security guard at a carpark across from an old folks home because it gives him opportunities to feel up old ladies.

  29. Comments, the wordpress code anticipates that people will fuck up their tags in some normal ways and so when that happens it automatically closes them. You have to fuck up the tags in a really stupid way for them to stay open.

  30. Define ‘own thing’ .. ’cause mine does that.

    Yes, word .. I make things out of metal (things like Walter’s heart) The trade is dieing (like Walter’s heart) but for now, it’s pretty lucrative (like Walter’s heart) so we’ll stick with it (like the plaque in Walter’s heart)

  31. ahhh

  32. I’m glad I don’t fall into the “really stupid” category. Actually, that’s the first time it’s ever happened. Bad morning.

  33. mass, it was twitching for about 2 hours.

  34. My heart isn’t lucrative, jerkface.

  35. Sorry dude, hopefully it is plaque-filled and dieing?

  36. Lol at the three-way today…

  37. Probably.

    Apology accepted.

  38. Now it’s a 4-way, eh Hawk.. gross.

  39. I like you mass. That’s why when I die of a heart attack – like my father did before me, and his father did before him – I hope it’s a mass-ive one.

  40. I like you too, Walter.

    Bet I die before you… 100 bucks?

  41. Whoa, Walt. Some unfortunate genetics there. Watch your diet.

  42. Don’t worry word. Those two dickheads are actually still alive.

    Mass, you’re on!

  43. Dickheads. Good one. I figured you may have been joking. You’d make an excellent fabricator, Walt.

  44. Do you two communicate in some way other than lamebook?

  45. mass and me? No.

  46. Some others and me? Yes.

  47. Email is slow. Like this.

    But there are some good Instant Messaging programs. Yahoo messenger is good. There’s AIM, ICQ, a hotmail one.

  48. yeah but its a real bitch to read her smoke signals on a windy day

  49. All true, but why are you bringing this up out of the blue?

  50. Well metal fabricators are really expensive in Sydney. I’m sure mass would give me a discount. It’d be great if you two would speed things up a bit.

  51. Yeah, really.. ya romantic fool, you.

    I just stepped out for a few more Keith’s …carry on.

  52. Walt, it would be, but I’m going to leave that up to him. I’m only interested in a man who’s pro-active.

  53. I kind of feel like I’m putting myself between you two in this little comments area here. I’m not going to post any more comments on lamebook until I hear that you two are communicating on some instant messenger program. And although I may or may not have a particularly selfish reason for this to happen, I suggest that EVERYBODY else does the same.

    Bye!

  54. * ok here we go* fuck

    I contacted Lamebook the other day, word. Asked them to give you my email address.

    (I guess this might be my last comment, ever …. nice knowing you all, you’ve mostly been good to me)

  55. Did you? Hmmm, I’ve not heard anything from them. I’ll look into it…

    And neither of you have to go anywhere. Settle yourselves.

  56. Walter .. IOU $100.

  57. My Fellow Lamebookers,

    I am growing more and more impatient waiting for wordpervert and mass to get together and live happily ever after. Can you believe they don’t even communicate outside of Lamebook yet!?

    Well I will not stand for it anymore! Until wordpervert and mass start communicating outside Lamebook, this comment is all I have to say. If you support this movement, I encourage you to copy and paste this as your own comment.

    Best Regards

  58. ^Well I’ll be fucked.

    Somebody please lamebook my lamebook comment if this is a joke (admittedly, I’m gullible)…

    It’s all fun and games to create an (online) identity, to regularly comment on a site, to want some “people” to leave whilst taking a liking to others, and of course the 5 mins of internal validation we get from the mishaps and (often) stupidity of others. It’s entertaining and addictive.

    But all this is is a form of escapism, don’t mistaken it for reality.

    I’ll ride a flying pig to the moon if Mass and Word ever make contact outside these walls.

    I love all you nuts!

  59. My Fellow Lamebookers,

    I am growing more and more impatient waiting for wordpervert and mass to get together and live happily ever after. Can you believe they don’t even communicate outside of Lamebook yet!?

    Well I will not stand for it anymore! Until wordpervert and mass start communicating outside Lamebook, this comment is all I have to say. If you support this movement, I encourage you to copy and paste this as your own comment.

    And again. I’ll be buying that hat yet word.

  60. Justin is fucked in his brain, he could have used any of the following in his essay;

    Dick – A shortening of the name Richard or the part of a mans body that punches into a woman during sex.

    Bell – A musical instrument of varying sizes or the tip of a mans body part that punches into a woman during sex.

    Cock – A male chicken or the part of a mans body that punches into a woman during sex.

    I think you get the idea?

  61. if the idea is that you’re a penis, then yep, loud and clear

  62. zomboid you witty little fuckpig!

    I am a penis, a big, erect, veiny, throbbing, jizz filled cock and guess where I’m virtually aiming myself you little spunk sponge?

    Do you like thinking about pork poles? What is it that you like about most about spunk hoses, they way the feel inside you or the way they taste?

  63. *dying

  64. the way they feel inside me, they taste like dick…heyyyyyyy…i just figured something out

  65. Imamofo:
    I see where you’re going with all that, but how are the name Richard, a musical instrument, or a male chicken supposed to be considered the “complete opposite” of a penis?

    Two meanings, yes. Opposite meanings, not so much.

  66. I can’t help but feel this cock gag has backfired on me somewhat. (Nothing worse than a backfiring cock making you gag)

    You’re right Steve-O, I got excited at the prospect of making a dick list and didn’t read the post properly. I will try harder next time.

    zomboid I just knew you’d love it! Close the closet door behind you.

  67. what you talking about you crazy mofo

  68. I probably would’ve gone with the word fuck if I had to write that essay. I think that’s one of the most versatile words I know.

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