Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Tuesday TypOHs!

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  1. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    That’s Crack for you, everybody loves it.

  2. Crackpot aside, he put turkey and ham in the crockpot with some water and the kids love it? Yum, boiled meat.

  3. Maybe because I am sleep deprived, or my anxiety meds are finally working, but I actually enjoyed all of these, especially the last one, despite its misspellings.

    I have long thought that love was like a cracker, in that I have wanted break apart many partners, spreading their remnants over Chile and then consume them with cheese. And chianti…

    But that girl looks bored and should shave her moustache.

  4. hootie the blowfish

    It seems 13 year old girls know *so* much about love. I guess I could learn a lot from them. Love IS like a cracker, but I needed that girl to say it before I really understood.

  5. Ur cracker’s brakes r broke? Throw them in a crackpot & add ham & water …

  6. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Lol @ over Chile.

  7. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    I meant the typo, not the joke. Well the joke is good too.

  8. That was no typo. I am in a mood for puns.

  9. You’re pretty punny, I must admit.

  10. Bethany, love is like a Party Popper, quite noisy, rather unsatisfying and ultimately you’ll end up surprised by what you’ve been showered in.

  11. If you’d said, “party pooper,” your comment would have been so much more erotic.

  12. You are all cunts. This is why I hope Lamebook crashes and burns in their legal battle. Who cares what 13 year old girls are posting on Facebook, it’s bound to be stupid as hell, but that’s what they do. But does she deserve to be ridiculed by all the smug cunts on Lamebook, who are likely to be much older than her? No. You’re all cunts, did I say that already?

  13. @uRaRetard: Are you saying she is fat?

  14. @12

    Who cares what depraved people on lamebook post and laugh about, but that’s what they do.

    Oh wait, you do, obviously.

    Alright. The flamers have come. Please, send your friends here.

  15. uRaRetard is bethany.

  16. Cunts? You have nothing better than to say “cunts” over and over? Is that the newest word you’ve learned and this is you showcasing it? Bravo. I’m sufficiently offended…or you know…not. Cunt.

  17. Shit, I’d really have appreciated the chance to comment so I could be included with all you other cunts.

  18. “Cunts? You have nothing better than to say “cunts” over and over? Is that the newest word you’ve learned and this is you showcasing it? Bravo. I’m sufficiently offended…or you know…not. Cunt.”

    Retard finally found out what C U Next Tuesday stands for! Kudos short bus!

  19. You are all fucking Jews. If just a few of you sad fucking Jews actually saw the light of day once in a while and got off your fucking computers, then maybe you’d get some friends who weren’t on the internet, and not feel the need to make fun of a young girl on a public forum that is viewed by thousands. She may be a retard, but at least she’s not a fucking Jew. Fucking Jews.

  20. The time of “cunt” has passed. Now the word is “Jew”. Everyone adjust accordingly.

  21. Even in her melancholy state she’s doing duckface.

  22. Perhaps I should now be Jewchetastic.

  23. pepelongstocking

    Cunt is to Jew as blank is to blank. If this were on the S.A.T test(or the Match Game) what do you think the best answer would be?

  24. You know, the McCuntfaces of Hartford are one of the oldest and most respect families in Vermont. Everyone covets an invitation to McCuntface Lodge in January, it’s simply the place to be among the smart set.

  25. I’m JEWISH??? Holy CRAP I need to tell my family! We’ve been doing it all wrong.

    SHIT. Do I need to get my cunt circumcised?

  26. Paint_my_nails_please

    Mikey Mike, Don’t you mean the McCuntface Jews of Hartford?

  27. Jew gotta be kidding me.

    And #23 (pepe), to follow the logic here it would have to be something like Cunt is to Jew as Apple is to Coax Cable.

  28. @27

    ? I am at a loss.

    @23

    There was another pepe already and nobody told me? You can keep it for now sir; I need to go on a lamebook hiatus anyway. But when I return, one day, there will be gauntlets, slapping of faces, fisticuffs, and the pissing on of faces (the disrespectful kind).

  29. pepelongstocking

    Mine’s a bit longer than yours (name that is) and you may have been here before me so if you feel my name is encroaching on yours I’ll change mine. I was thinking hypnopotomus, anybody else got that one? And “McCuntface Jews of Hartford” made me spew.

  30. @uRaRetard You are a fucking Jew. If you a sad fucking Jew actually saw the light of day once in a while and got off your fucking computer, then maybe you’d get some friends who aren’t on the internet, and not feel the need to make fun of pathetic lamebookers on a public forum that is viewed by thousands. We may be retarded, but at least we are not fucking Jews. Fucking Jews.

  31. @28, i tend to read “faces” as “feces” a lot so that comment really made my evening.

  32. @Hawkbit Mr Gibson….please refrain from posting. Thanks!

  33. shatteredempathy

    Trolling on this site is rampant.
    Y U NO DELEtE LAMEBOOK?

  34. Balls…I’m a Jew? Damn, I really had new clue. And hey, you have made me aware I’m a Jew with a cunt. Fuck yes, I’ve learned a lot.

  35. @19
    Tell it like it is brother! I have been working against the jew conspiracy here for weeks, I think I’m close to figuring out how they control the banks and start wars. These fucking jews making fun of people on facebook…how dare these jews. If only someone, at some point in time were able to somehow…gather all these jews and put them into some sort of a camp…where they could be shown the merits of hard work outdoors and cleanliness. It’s really a shame no one has thought of that.

  36. I want to meet the McCuntfaces of Hartford. Can anyone introduce me?

  37. Jew gotta be kidding me….

  38. awww i love being a cunt!! and a Jew at the same time!!
    uraretart, immaretart, weallretarts, herp derp!!
    o.0 haha

  39. Love is like a cracker, except you can’t eat it =(

  40. i’ve decided that lamebook comments are my favorite. thank you all for making my night.

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