Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Tuesday TypOHs

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  1. I’m not even reading what Chyquiem said. I’d be retarded too with that name.

  2. my eyes glazed over when i started reading it as well.. how do people frickin talk like that?

  3. What language is Chyqueim speaking? And how the hell would you pronounce his name?
    LOL

    And Marinda ? – good luck getting “excepted”.

  4. AnonymousBastard

    I’m impressed by Chyquiem. Not only is his post unreadable so is his name. How the hell would you go about pronouncing that?

  5. Umm Chyquiem…huh?

    Stephanie is kinky.

    Samantha, take a break. It’s time to let that sucker heal.

  6. I’m amazed Travis spelled “frustrating” correctly.
    Amanda made me LOL.

  7. I’m just going to go ahead and say that Amanda is in possession of the greatest TypOH of all time.

  8. sleeping vag!! lol!

  9. I had to read Chyquiem post over twice just to understand what it said. How do you get a name like that?

    Dear Parents you do not I repeat you do not name your child by throwing all the scrabble pieces up in the air and whatever 8 letters land on the up side that’s what you name your child… It’s just wrong….

  10. Chyquiem for a dream.

  11. Chyquiem? wtf. there is a Chyquiem Harris on Facebook.

  12. fuckin lol’d dcrearview.

    Anyways, Lamebook, you should know better to block someone out by the name of Chyquiem. There’s only one in facebook and he’s the first one that comes up on a search >->

    Way to go.

  13. And of course you guys are on Facebook right away doing a search…lol :)

  14. That’s where I crawl when I’m cold too…

  15. TheChaoticBliss

    I saw Chyquiem and Travis on the Maury show. Apparently one of them impregnated Marinda. Guess why Travis is MORE BROKER *snickers*

  16. According to a study done, males with a more unusual name are more likely to develop mental problems then those with “normal” names. Females are not affected by this. I believe Chyquiem is an example.

  17. I didn’t even bother with Chyquiem. I need a traslator. I just don’t have that much time.

  18. My attempt at a Chyquiem translation:

    If you’re a real man, and if you’re out there getting with lots of women and think that you’re doing something good, then don’t think that I’m not watching you getting with other men’s girlfriends!
    Now tell me, would you keep your cool if some guy took your girlfriend away?
    And answer this – have you ever realised, that all women are whores and like a lot of money.

    [At this point, I'm really lost so I'm guna take a stab in the dark]

    And get me right, if you’re just about your paper with a woman [wth?], if you keep treating your woman badly, then she’s going to leave, just like your money.
    And keep earning money guys $$$$ KER-CHING!
    You have to be a man who messes girls around / sleeps with them to understand what I’m saying [that probably explains why none of us do].
    I’m saying, it’s as easy as 123(4) – get money, have sex with women, and live your life to the fullest.
    Fuck all these stupid men who hate on you and all those dirty whores and you too if you act a fool like that!

    [I'm pretty sure we're still none the wiser as to what he meant to say here]

  19. @amtrak4lovers:
    That’s betterthan I came up with. All I had was “I’m retarded and determined to give my generation and race a bad image by typing incomprehensibly.”

  20. @Cursormortis
    I prefer your translation.

  21. Does anyone here go on MLIA?

  22. Gonna have to agree with ee on this one, Stephanie IS kinky. Though I think a douche would probably work more effectively, no?

    Also, Amanda, is it a normal occurence for you to wake up unexpectedly with someone in your sleeping vag? The rape anonymous hotline can help.

    I still think it’s a terrible skill of mine to be able to read posts such as Chyquiems normally. And his name sounds like ‘sha-keem’ or something similar to me.

  23. i go on MLIA =]

  24. Yes, Stephanie’s is not a typo.

  25. Amanda has one of the best typo’s i’ve ever seen

  26. @cupidscurse
    I like how you assume that parents who would name their child “Chyquiem” would have ever heard of the game “Scrabble.”

  27. Ugh. I have a headache from trying to read Chyquiem’s status.

    Maybe Amanda’s was not really a typo. Maybe it’s exactly what it says it is.

  28. I’m going with the idea that Amanda’s is not a typo either.

  29. Miranda came back from prom at midnight? kinda early…

  30. TylerDurdenUMD

    I hope everyone of these people get together and drive off a cliff.

  31. @voodoo she was at grad not prom so not that early but how she made it through high school I will never understand

  32. @voodoo – It’s actually Marinda. I thought it was Miranda first as well.

  33. thanks I understand now, looking forward to Marinda’s “collage” status updates! :D

  34. Amanda definitely has the best typo of all time.
    That should go down in the annals of history haha

    @amtrak thanks for the translation. Even with your best efforts, you were right, it still didn’t mean shit.

  35. rockinghorsefly

    Lucky Amanda, I love it when that happens. The bowel licking sounds interesting too! ;-)

  36. @amtrak4lovers

    [At this point, I'm really lost so I'm guna take a stab in the dark]

    And get me right, if you’re just about your paper with a woman [wth?], if you keep treating your woman badly, then she’s going to leave, just like your money.
    And keep earning money guys $$$$ KER-CHING!
    You have to be a man who messes girls around / sleeps with them to understand what I’m saying [that probably explains why none of us do].
    I’m saying, it’s as easy as 123(4) – get money, have sex with women, and live your life to the fullest.
    Fuck all these stupid men who hate on you and all those dirty whores and you too if you act a fool like that!

    [I'm pretty sure we're still none the wiser as to what he meant to say here]

    I think he’s saying:

    Don’t you realize that women are like money? If you are dedicated to the acquisition of money, you will get more. Am I right? Well, the same principle applies to a woman. If she is mistreated, she will leave you, much in the same way you will lose your wealth should you lose your dedication to it.

    Therefore, keep acquiring more wealth, my friend. You have to be well-acquainted with my lifestyle to understand what I’m saying. It’s as easy as counting to four. Become wealthy, fornicate often with many partners, and live your life to the fullest.

    I hate people who dislike me, as well as greedy women, and you too, if you behave in a manner of which I disapprove.

  37. @RollerGirl – that was impressive. You have a gift.

  38. 1) Crawling into a sleeping vag….oh the memories.

    2) What the fuck is this shit?!

    3) Riveting tale, Marinda!

    4) That’s hot.

    5) Dude, calm down…..

    6) Samantha, keep your weird fetishes to yourself.

  39. CommentsAtLarge

    Sleeping vag… explains why she didn’t sleep. On the plus side, BOTH of them stayed warm…

  40. @ Two Sheds

    Thank you very much.

  41. Next time I go camping I will have to remember to take a sleeping vag. That or some roofies.

  42. There is only one Chyquiem on facebook… judging by his profile pic I’m not shocked at this absurdity of a status.

    Also, Voodoo, maybe Mirinda (Miranda? Mirena?)’s prom and grad are separate events, mine were. I’m just surprised she graduated high school in the first place…

  43. I did a search because I thought Chyquiem was such an unusual name. Yep, only one Chyquiem and the profile pic is clearly the one that’s blocked out. Lamebook Fail. Why didn’t they just block out the first name and leave his last name?

  44. Because, garglegoyl, we wouldn’t have such a great time making fun of his name.

  45. Paranoid Android

    Chyquiem – pronounced Chick-Quim (in my head), along with sleeping vag, licking bowels and wombs getting ripped open and we have a helluva party going on. Oh yeah.

  46. Couldn’t help it, I had to go look at Chyquiem as well. Surprisingly, he has a whopping 27 friends. Guess he’s keeping it real yo.

  47. 26 friends.

  48. Oh come on this is fucking ridiculous. His mother (no man would ever allow any product of his testes to be so vulgarly named so he blatantly has no dad) has clearly completely made up that name. There is no precedent in any language for Chyquiem and it completely defeats the point of a name otherwise she may as well have just called him “Jizz met Ovum”.

  49. hahahaha I love Chyquiem for a dream. Thanks Douchetastic (#10)

  50. Thanks Chyquiem before you said “1234″ I spent all my days spending lots of money lots of whores only to become frustrated, confused and alone after all the whores took all my money.

    So what I need to do is just make MORE money so that never run out of whores! EUREKA!

    thanks man!

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