Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Tuesday TypOHs!

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  1. What on earth is the first girl trying to say? o.O

  2. Even I can’t translate that.

  3. Pawsome is a cross between pwnd and awesome. Not sure how you would hit one though…

  4. toozday typohs hurt a lil bit an dey mak yewh depresst

  5. Is a possum related to a ratcoon?

  6. @EchoWhiskey: I think she means a possum. As in a big rat-like critter.

  7. *pawsome

    I can’t even type that poorly when I try

  8. Translation into english:

    Hey, what’s poppin!
    I’m Allie
    Coming to you from from the 352 area code section of Gainesville
    I always will represent my area code forever and always.
    I’m a retard, but I don’t care!

    My news:
    I’m stuck in Kentucky, heeeelp!
    I hate it here. I miss Florida. I miss my friends, family, and life!

  9. I wish I knew the hole story, I bet it’s a good one.

    The first girl is from KY (where I am), so I don’t blame her for going crazy. Ok, wait, yeah I do.

  10. Awww, you skipped all the swear words, MJTS :( .

  11. #5,

    Obviously. I’m sure Echo knows that too. However, his interpretation is splendid. Poem worthy, even:

    In my way, down on the freeway
    what do I see but a possum
    Trying to get home,
    But totally pwned,
    Boy, that speed bump was awesome

  12. @Anonanus: You have a remarkable screen name.

  13. MonkeyCMonkeyDo

    Anqie (I wonder if it’s supposed to be Angie and she decided to make the “g” a “q”) really went the extra mile to misspell “I”. I wonder what possesses these fools to type like that? Doesn’t it take far more effort?

  14. OHHHHHHH, the 6th grade teacher used “then” instead of “than”. OHHHHHHH, she made a mistake!!!!

    More proof that all teachers is stupid! Why is that?

  15. I don’t get what Valerie got wrong.

  16. @EchoWhiskey wins for the pawsome explanation. :)

  17. ThinkingInPictures

    @nightphilips – Well, aside from using “u” which I hate, but is commonly accepted and can no longer be looked at as a mistake… She used “then” when she meant “than”

    The grammar’s a bit off too, but we’ll let that slide since I think she’s the only one of these people with a brain. Well, Chris too I suppose. Skipping a letter can happen to anybody.

  18. Valerie’s errors:

    - unnecessary capitalisation (“Dear Stupid idiots”)
    - misuse of grammar (“have it make sense, have it be possible”, “my 6th graders I teach”)
    - misuse of punctuation (especially with her ellipses)
    - misspelling of “you”
    - incorrect abbreviation of Post Script to “ps”. It should be “P.S.:”
    - complete immaturity in her arguments (“[you] are stupid, go home”)

    Don’t want to sound like an pompous brat, but hey, it had to be said.

  19. dearme: “have it make sense, have it be possible, and make your stories match” is grammatically correct. I think.

  20. ThinkingInPictures

    @dearme – You mean you don’t want to sound like A pompous brat, not AN pompous brat. No need for the “n” before a consonant ;)

    @gr_on23 – You’re right. “Have it make sense, have it be possible, and make your stories match” is indeed grammatically correct. The comma before an “and” is more common in brit English, but it’s correct either way. “My 6th graders I teach” isn’t though.

    I don’t mind sounding like a pompous brat occasionally ;)

  21. Allie got it right when she said she was a “tard.”

    “Text talk” — used to SHORTEN words — is annoying enough, but I don’t understand how it morphed into making up new ways to spell words, like “yewh” and “becumm.” And, in many cases, the new spelling creates longer words (such as the former). Senseless. I have a career teaching this generation. I worry about the future!

  22. People who type like Allie, Angie & Diane make me lose hope for humanity.

  23. dancesforcookies

    My eyes hurt from trying to read the first one. Where can i get a pawsome from? I have to have one now!

  24. It is my PET PEEVE when I see typos made my TEACHERS!!! Really?? These people are teaching children?

  25. *by … LOL. I guess I am guilty, too!
    I mean grammar errors – not typos.

  26. I’m not sure which I’m more embarrassed to admit: That I was able to decipher the first one, or that I actually lived near Gainesville for six years of my life.

  27. The real mistake Valerie made, in case you haven’t realized, is that she used then instead of than. You just sound like an idiot analyzing the structure of here sentences.

  28. I wonder who these Tupid people are, maybe they’re from a Pandora-like planet? I hope to meet them some day, if Chris hates them maybe i can show them the love and attention they so dearly need.

  29. ThinkingInPictures

    @tthomson – Yes dear, that mistake has been pointed out several times. Now we’re talking about the other minor mistakes. To quote Hannibal Lector: “If you can’t keep up with the conversation, best not try to join in.”

  30. Pawsome lol. if she spelled it posum or something it’ll be alright but seriously…???!! haha

  31. I went to middle and high school in Gainesville and we definitely weren’t taught to write like that lol. This is almost embarrassing for me…I might have to change my phone number now

  32. last year i was on a blunt cruise with my friend and i let a possum cross the street. probably one of the highlight of my life.

  33. I quite like Anquie’s attitude to getting to know new people.
    ‘You know, I’d love to get to know you, but then… well, we could get close… and be great friends… and enjoy our time together… and then possibly, one day, you MIGHT turn on me. Or acuse me uff duin suffin retarded. You know, I don’t want to risk dat mess bro.’

    Is it just me that thinks there’s nothing wrong with Valerie’s status? Maybe I’m just being slow, can somebody point out the lame to me?

  34. SMARTER THEN YOU
    AHHHHHHHHHH

  35. Ah, I see.
    A typo, huh? That stupid bitch.

  36. lol

  37. Also a capital letter on “Stupid”, the use of “u”, no capitalisation and only one period in “ps.”.

    And saying that sort of thing in general doesn’t make a person seem very intelligent.

  38. Your sixth graders are smarter THAN you.

  39. “Pawsome” really made me laugh hard. I don’t care how stupid she is. HAHAHAHA.

  40. What i found entertaining is how Anqie wrote “childish” at the end of her status… I mean, seriously?! haha.

    @Bucky Fellini- that poem was epic, Loved the ‘Boy, that speed bump was awesome’. haha

  41. The best part of this whole thing for me was Melissa’s response to Diane.
    I mean, I’ve seen possum’s before, but a pawsome? Really now?

  42. Its the fucking Beatles

    My brain bled reading that shit. Their parents must be proud, unless of course they’re just as fucking retarded.

  43. My IQ jusy dropped a little!

  44. that first chick must have been really, really really high on something!

  45. 1. I would hate to be stuck in KY. It would be so sticky and slippery you could never do anything. Think of all the real occurrences of “I tripped and my penis accidentally went inside of her.”

    Awesome Pawesome.

  46. Also.. How the hell do you pronounce “Anqie?”

  47. i always thought it was spelled “opossum” or ” ‘possum.”

  48. The first chick and Angie (Anqie) are completely moronic.

  49. The first girl may miss Florida, but we sure as hell don’t miss her back.

    Well, I don’t, anyway.

  50. The third one makes me think of a really bad rap that ends with an “Ughhh .. CHILDISH” shout-out.

  51. “pawsome” hahahahaha! :-)

  52. Is this “pawsome” as ferocious as the “ratcoon”???

    http://www.lamebook.com/attack-of-the-ratcoon

  53. You wouldn’t believe how long it took me to understand that a “pawsome” is a “possum”. Unreal spelling mistakes here!

  54. I don’t mean to sound like an ass by any means, but it’s spelled “opossum”, just so you are aware.

  55. @cgene

    Its actually both really
    possum in the southern hemisphere and opossum in the northern hemisphere

    just sayin

  56. AWESOME POSSUM! AWFUL WAFFLE!

  57. Frankenstein Girl

    Lmao mc…you never fail.

  58. That pawesome got pwnd! Or was it an opawsome? I guess we’ll never know.

  59. LOL @ Pawsome. I am so using that now

  60. Poor pawsome. At least now he can get to hang out with the ratcoon in the roadkill lounge in the sky.

  61. Dear stupid* idiots, if you are going to spread a rumor about me,* at least have it make sense, have it be possible, and make your stories match.* You* are stupid;* go home. Yours truly*,* me. P.S.:* The* 6th graders I teach are smarter than* you!

    … if you want to get technical to a level that surpasses Facebook wall post standards. Also, the general maturity of the post is not one that should be given by someone who I want teaching my kids.

  62. Dear stupid* idiots, if you are going to spread a rumor about me,* at least have it make sense, have it be possible, and make your stories match.* You* are stupid;* go home. Yours truly*,* me. P.S.:* The* 6th graders I teach are smarter than* you!

    … if you want to get technical to a level that surpasses Facebook wall post standards. Also, the general maturity of the post is not one that should be given by someone who I want teaching my kids. Lamebook worthy though? Meh.

  63. I couldn’t even spell like Anqie if I tried! It’s seriously sad to see kids writing like this. And the fact that a 6th grade teacher is calling someone a “stupid idiot” goes to show what our tax money is paying for…

  64. Chinchillazilla

    I feel so sorry for the, uh, pawsome.

    To be run over and then immortalized online as a hilarious spelling mistake… what an indignity.

  65. I thought the issue with Valerie’s status was that she was making a huge rant about people being immature while being immature herself. No?

  66. Holy crap, i just lost a few IQ points reading that first one.

  67. I’m actually shocked/proud that Allie didn’t spell “pero” wrong. Could she possibly be smarter when she’s speaking Spanish?

  68. -Gods investment in you (His son!) was SO great, he could never abandon you!-

  69. @myeogn lol Wow, good eye. I couldn’t even tell that there were non-English words in there. Well really, they’re all non-English…

  70. Ey yozz. i bes cominz from da 407 straight outta da souf Flo-ridaz..i be chillaxin wit mi niggaz and be ballin on all dees hoes yall kno just me bein me yee yee postin doin mi step alwayz on dees lame ass niggas…I’m sorry I can’t do this anymore. I’m just not stupid enough =/.

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