Sunday, November 15, 2009

TTeam Work


previous post: Have a Blow Out Weekend



  1. haha. we are family!

  2. Watch how my brother can pee.

  3. Yeah, gotta love all the senior pictures and angel figurines!

  4. put’s a whole new meaning to “helping me shake”

  5. They might be siamese.

  6. too pissed to piss?

  7. Last

  8. Conjoined at the butt?

  9. i am speechless snarf snarf

  10. Oh my.

  11. Pretty lame…

  12. this is the first post in a few days and it’s not funny. ugh.

  13. disagree. i LOLed. that is some team work.

  14. oh my god sorry its not up to your standards A.M.

  15. It looks like he’s still missing the toilet…

  16. wow! that’s just not ok! did someone really post that on their real profile! ha ha ha!

  17. Lost. For. Words.

  18. If I’m that drunk, I’ll go out in a field or an alley where I don’t have to aim into a bowl and just try not to hit my shoes or get any splashback.

    This is just…special and unnecessary.

  19. Calisky… as opposed to their fake profile?

  20. That picture is a “seven,” but urinate.

  21. Hmm I think the guy wearing black isn’t really holding the other guy’s dong in the pic; judging by the angle of his arms, it looks more as though he’s leaning on the guy and using the wall for support.

  22. anyone find this profile?

  23. #15,
    Haha, that was the first thing I thought too. Definitely a miss.

  24. I’m confused. Maybe I don’t get how this works since I’m not a guy but umm…..if you’re that smashed, why not just sit down?

  25. @Spider
    I think you may be right. That almost makes it better. Almost.

  26. …Did Weebles seriously suggest that the guy should sit down to pee?
    Your vagina =/= a penis

  27. Randy Lomax would be the perfect host, except for one small thing . . . he’s dead.

    Now, he’s the life of the party.

  28. @20 ha ha i get it snarf snarf

  29. Spider, I think that you are right.

  30. Yeah I’m with Weebles on this one, I’ve seen a guy sit and pee when too intoxicated, who cares? Not that I frequently watch guys pee, but um.. yeah. Anyway, this is pretty funny, I giggled.

  31. Just comparing weenies.

  32. 32nd

  33. ah what a good friend

  34. Am I the only one that noticed how dreadfully pale home slice in the black is? Maybe it’s the flash or something, but his legs look scary white compared to his arms.

  35. @just me
    “home slice” LOL. I wouldn’t worry about the paleness, I’m still ghostlike despite much effort in the Australian summer sun this past week. Some people just don’t tan. Also, some people don’t wear shorts very often.

  36. *ugh* that’s disgusting! ffs who would help someone else pee – I’d rather send them in afterwards to clean up

  37. What’s gonna work???? Ttttteam work!!!

  38. Now that’s what I call being someone’s right hand man!!

  39. wow. it took forever for someone to notice the paleness. those legs are on casper

  40. Most men find it emasculating to sit down to pee, but come on… Isn’t it worse to be so drunk that your buddy has to help you to stand? Geez, get over it! If you’re going to get smashed, then at least be able to take care of yourself.

  41. No comment on the main topic, but god is that home poorly decorated. Porcelain angels, pasteboard furniture … what a shithole.

  42. @37, “the phone..the phone is ringing..there’s an idiot in trouble” “there’s an idiot in trouble” “a drunken idiot in trouble somewhere”

    Dear God…I hope I’m not the only one that got the damn wonderpets song in my head after reading that. If it’s any justification whatsoever, I do have small children…yeah..that’s it…

    @35, touche, my friend…I don’t tan well myself, I just always thought I was about as white as it got. Kudos to him for proving me wrong! lol

  43. Looks to me like simply a case of one guy going in to jack with his buddy who is peeing just fine on his own. Not an uncommon way to joke around among good friends, especially when a few beers are involved. There just isn’t always a camera around to capture it at just that right angle… :)

  44. One of the benefits of looking like casper is that your friends all like to be seen with you because you make their tan look better. The downside is that people generally feel the need to comment on it. I don’t burn particularly easily either. I’m pretty sure I just reflect the sun (and therefore aide the tanning of others) LOL.

  45. “Will people think i’m gay if i put this on facebook?”

    *clicks upload photo*

    “No they wont think i’m gay.”

  46. I will say, when I was a kid my Dad would wake me up at night so that I didn’t piss in bed…so it isn’t something I am shocked about.

    I am grateful that there were never any pictures…especially posted on a social network….

  47. ^ it’s one thing to have your dad wake you as a kid, but these guys look pretty adult to me!

  48. The mental image of a 50 year old man driving across town and dragging his 25 year old desk jockey son’s ass out of bed to pee makes me laugh like you wouldn’t believe!

  49. i don’t know what’s less funny – this photograph, or the pathetic posts made by you all. fail.

  50. I find those awful angel decorations more disgusting than anything else in the photo.

  51. very true. grandma’s house?

  52. I don’t think they’re smashed… it’s half-three and the light in the room would suggest that that’s not in the morning.

  53. ^ ever heard of an invention called the light bulb? white balance functions on camera’s are pretty good at evening the colour out. the reflection in the clock face suggests a light…

  54. i wonder what the next 8 photos in the album are of

  55. how did everyone just assume that these 2 guys were drunk? its clear that the black shirt guy is not holding his penis..!! maybe they’re just gay (Weekend at Randy’s!)…looks more like is leaning over to kiss him rather than hold his thing.

  56. Why on earth would “weekend at Randy’s” signify ‘gay’?
    If you’re form North America it’s a pretty common non-gay name!

  57. *from

  58. That’s serious pee work.

  59. As someone who has had to clean up the pee from a drunken male who just couldn’t hit the bowl, please, if you are smashed, sit down, you could even have a little snooze while you’re sat down

  60. I have no words.

  61. “weekend at randy’s” nuf said!

  62. Just wondering, why doesn’t lamebook block out the faces of the people shown in the family photos? They’re clear enough to distinguish and just about the same size as the facebook profile thumbnails that get blurred out.

  63. @carpe: I know! Lamebook says they will blur out your pictures and tells you not to.. but then you upload it and they don’t! Why not just let us blur it out then? They could include instructions for the blurring method they use and everyone can do it themselves.. and it’d be less work and more updates for Lamebook.

  64. Apparently they need another home slice in there to help. Even with the two of them in there, looks like the one guy is still managing to over-shoot the bowl.

  65. Nor’n monkey, thought you were in the uk. You should have said you were in Oz, I’d have bought ya a beer :-)

  66. Am I the only woman who finds the “GET RIPPED LIKE HOLLYWOOD ACTORS” etc ad on the right utterly disgusting? I’d rather lay in bed with that nice Jewish guy.

  67. Mary –

  68. Just gotta say one thing

  69. Sixty Ninth

  70. @56 Non-gay name? What does that even mean? Like parents name their children knowing what sexual orientation they’re going to be.

    I’m pretty sure ass-u-me was pointing out that “weekend at” implies homoerotic activity, not the name Randy (although, it does make it better).

  71. Doesn’t “randy” mean “horny” in British slang?

  72. Randy means hourny in British slang. You forgot the extra u’s that the Brits put in every word that starts with an h.

  73. No, the British don’t put a “u” in horny, we just spell it the regular way.

  74. No, because that would then be pronounced ‘ow-er-nee’. Fuckwit.

    But yes, Ms.Terri, ‘randy’ is slang for horny in british english.

  75. I like turtles.

  76. @Kellie/Badger

    I’m sure Timecheck didn’t really think it was spelled “hourny”. It seems obvious that he was just making fun of British spelling. I guess since you’re both British, the comedy went over your heads. Maybe if there was some ridiculous music and some guy getting chased around by 3 cops with billy clubs, you’d laugh a bit easier?

  77. @mcowles


  78. HAHA! I know who this is. It’s actually a pic taken by Xavier he’s not in this pic. Wifey showed this to me a while back. Pretty funny.

  79. VillageIdiot… damnit, I should be more vocal about my whereabouts, since beer is ALWAYS good! I’m a UK northern monkey living the expat life in oz :)

  80. @RingingInMyHead
    You know, now you ask, I realise that was a complete fail on my part…
    I meant: just because you’re called Randy, doesn’t mean you’re gay. I assumed ass-u-me meant the name since I couldn’t see anything remotely ‘gay’ about the word ‘weekend’. There’s a weekend at the end of every week… by this thinking we’d all be straight Monday through Friday, and gay at the weekends.

    My brain hurts. I think I need a beer. Where’s VillageIdiot?

  81. Why didn’t he just sit down instead?

  82. Clearly the best part is the “FAMILY” sign.

  83. @nor’n monkey: I’m also an expat- from Italy all the way to Taswegia O_o

  84. This photo needs to be tagged.

  85. “Randy means hourny in British slang. You forgot the extra u’s that the Brits put in every word that starts with an h.”
    I’s say the English get to set the stardards of ENGLISH.

  86. Timecheck – there is no extra u in horny. Retarded much?

  87. AHAHA!! Awh that’s amazing *wipes a tear from eye*

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