I suppose you’re right, alord; I really should get a more serious outlook on life. The story of poor Lorna is incredibly inspiring – she sure did learn a lesson! And the exchange between J and Corey is such a rich symbol of … uh… today’s youth. Taken together, today’s posts present a colorful picture of the real America. Thank you, lamebook, for this wonderful gift. I feel like my day has now finally been lived to its fullest.
alord, you had been doing rails of coke since 10:30 in the morning on June 30th for the better part of the day while polishing off an 18 case before we lost you near a field for approximately 3 hours. Nobody could quite figure out what had happened, but you showed up later seeming quite happy with yourself. I think Lorna’s post is her cover-up story for rape, so perhaps Zuka DID get to watch.
shit. if i was at it for three hours it must’ve been some pretty good beaky! i seem to remember us doing lines off her pooper-scooper…
this reminds me of a funny story from my early youth. my first girlfriend was a super-rich jewish girl, and her house was set in a few acres of woodland. one time at her house, we started getting a bit amorous and went for a wander in the wood, having decided we were going to take things to whatever base is one more than we’d previously taken it. we sat at a bench, one thing led to another &c &c. anyway, i was about to get my first handjob, when suddenly her two newfoundland dogs bounded up out of nowhere and jumped at my cock. they obviously thought it was a sausage or something. she was in tears as i waddled round with my trousers round my ankles and a rod on trying to fend off two huge slathering dogs.
@Chocolatechipcookie (mmmmm cookies)I don’t think Lorna is American. American’s don’t usually say “pure afraid” or “You’re meant to.” We’d say something like “really afraid” or “you’re supposed to.” Know what I mean?
The smart person is the one who figures out how to stop the tags. I can’t figure it out. I suspect it’s impossible.
The point is lamebook selectively snips some HTML code and allows other code, including code from idiots that fucks things up for everybody. It’s probably wordpress’ fault and not lamebook’s, but somebody needs to stand up and take responsibility. This isn’t ‘Nam. There are rules here.