The last one just made me depressed. It reminds me of my birthday party, the year I transferred to a new high school. My friends showed up, and I tried to entertain them and have fun, like a good host does, but they weren’t having any of it. Finally, I asked what was wrong and why they were being so distant and that’s when my supposed best friend told me that nobody actually liked me, they only showed up to my party to be polite, and really the only reason they pretended to be my friends for so long was because they felt sorry for me because I was new.
So yeah. Perhaps Chance is irritating or an incurable bore, whatever, but I can totally empathize here, and there’s really nothing funny about that post. I’m guessing the “damn, who told you” is supposed to be the joke, but come the fuck on.
Yeah seriously, what the hell? That’s not funny, it’s tragic. Just sad. It reminds me of grade school. It might as well be taken down. Nothing humorous about someone trying desperately to fit in and being mercilessly rejected by his peers. Sick, Lamebook. Sick.
I write my statuses in 3rd person as well, because of the fact that your status starts right after your name without any punctuation separating the two, so I just do it to keep grammatically correct. That, and sometimes it’s a challenge to say the status I want to say in 3rd person, and MP loves a challenge.
MasterProp I did that sometimes back in the days of the ‘is’ but even then I stopped. It reminds me of- what’s his name- that creature hobbit from LOTR, Imagine how it would sound if everybody followed through on that:
Chance Needsahug WANTS HONESTY. HE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT PEOPLE REALLY THINK
Sean Designatedbitch want’s to know who told chase.
Perfect chance for Chance to shun all humanity and become a super villain genius.
Allow me to be perfectly honest here, I don’t think I’ve ever had more than 2 people at my birthday party when I was still in school, and haven’t even celebrated it in years. Doesn’t mean you have no friends. Usually it just means you’re totally incompatible with the majority of moronic jerks you normally meet, and you need to reach out to people you have something in common with. That’s usually resolved by the time you reach college and discover C++ and Dungeons and Dragons.
I don’t like football, drinking, drugs or party hardy. Why would I even want to be invited to some jock’s party?
Chance needs to sort out his priorities and make new friends. Otherwise, he’s the only one to blame for feeling left out.
That’s unless he actually is the kind of person that actually gets shit drunk at your party and ruins everything.
I feel bad for Chance here. It’s hard to tell what’s really going on, but he’s obviously feeling down.
I still don’t know what MIP is, but I guess it’s pretty bad if the dude was stupid enough to treat a cop like that. But I don’t think they let you update your Facebook from jail, so it can’t be that bad, right?
MIP = minor in possession, usually referring to alcohol. So no, it’s not that bad – the penalty is typically a slap on the wrists and a little fine. Nothing that necessitates acting like an idiot; he’s lucky all he got was the MIP.
I can’t believe it took me until just now to realize that when Chase said ‘him’ he was talking about himself rather than some unspecified third guy that other people on Facebook would know about, and that rather than being a dickhead making a shitty joke, Sean is just a dickhead.
Wow! I took Chance’s story as way different! I figured he got in a fight with a friend, most likely a girl. What do girls say when they get mad? anything they can to hurt you! So I figured she came up with some story about how everyone is talking behind your back, blah, blah, blah. And he freaked out and went running to FB, where one of his true friends, in boy fashion let him know it’s not true. Do men really let a guy they hate hang out at every party? I have never known one to hold his tongue or actions that long.
I can’t believe everyone jumped on the “poor ol’ Chance” bandwagon.
I mean, he posted that whiny assed post to his FB, obviously looking for attention. If he was really concerned, he would have gone to his friends *in person*, or at least PM, not a freakin’ status update.
He comes off looking like a little bitch, and deserves to be mocked in the comments.
I agree MP. There’s gotta be a reason he’s so disliked, I mean especially if it’s so bad that people have to collectively decide not to let him know about events!
(True story) I got inspired by this post to dump the Chance in my life this past weekend, I only talked to him out of pity anyway, because nobody else would and I totally see why they didn’t! He needs mental medical attention! Psycho!
Mayhap you are a heartless shit. He wasn’t whiny, he was hurt. Anyone would be after such a heartless betrayal by rotten people who he thought were their friends. Not that you would understand, as you clearly lack compassion.
He’s probably only disliked because the people he wanted to hang out with were elitest snots who were treating him unfairly because they could. I imagine the people treating Chance unjustly were probably as heartless and petty as you.
@Masterprop. Wow. Could you be more hateful, unfair and judgemental?
But I guess there will always be a few worthless pieces of crap out there with no sort of character depth or compassion. People like you(And I use the term “people” loosely.) are scum. Kicking a poor person who only wanted to be loved when he was down. What’s the matter? Couldn’t find any children to rape, puppies to kick or elderly nuns to push in front of a bus?
If there was any justice in the world, the people who were treating poor Chance unfairly would be dragged out into the street, curb stomped and beaten. Elitest cliques sicken me. Maggots like them should be crushed under an iron heel.
That’s depressing. Reminds me of grade school, when my group of friends decided together to shun me for the rest of the school year with no explanation or anything until school ended and I never saw them again.
Of course, now they’re my friends on FB for some reason.