Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Troll Dad

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26 Comments

  1. No comments, I wonder why?

  2. 9x + 9 is a multiple 9, clearly, and the sum of the digits of all multiples of 9 is, surprise, 9.
    Not first?

  3. hootie the blowfish

    It’s not that the sum the digits of ALL multiples of nine is nine, but all two-digit multiples of nine. Which is why you have to start with a number less than 10.

  4. Pretty good troll. I wonder if Stephen found that video on Jade’s computer and decided to poke fun of him.

  5. Oh, and there are no elephants in Denmark.

  6. #8 – Still a better love story than Twilight.

  7. slicingupeyeballs

    Where the fuck is Film #1…?

  8. Sully1993, try again and this time do the maths bit properly…

  9. @Beatusmongous – But are there javelinas in Djibouti?
    When said aloud, that sounds more disgusting than I meant it to be.

  10. slicingupeyeballs

    Doh, forget my comment about film #1. In my defence I was drinking heavily last night as the wife was demanding sex, and I had to fortify myself for the whole mucky experience, so I am severley hung over.

    As you were…

  11. I’m drinkin’ atm, and have failed to find #1. Where is it?

  12. hootie the blowfish

    Crusty, there can’t be a number one, because you are adding two digits together and the number is guaranteed to be higher than ten. (Of course, the number’s also guaranteed to have digits that add to nine, but that’s the joke.)

  13. I know they always add up to 9, but who the fuck starts at number 2? 0 + 1 = 1 yesh?

  14. I picked 3.5 as my number; it said my favorite movie was Mary Poppins. I prefer The Shining. Lame.

  15. Hold on, don’t tell me the answer! I’m still doing the math…

  16. slicingupeyeballs

    0 + 1 does indeed = 1.
    Thank you crusty, I am not the idiot I made myself appear…

  17. Hootie – it is ALL multiples of 9. Think: 9, 99, 909, 9009, 90009…

  18. …and all those other multiples in between, obviously.

  19. It all adds up.

  20. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Goats and Oiled Up, Leather Clad Lady Boys actually is my favourite film.
    Jokes on you, Stephan.

  21. I picked e as my number and it didn’t tell me a movie :( So I picked pi and it happened again… and again with the golden ratio…

  22. CameronGTW I can’t tell if you’re trolling or not. Your answer is 40.5 (I know I’m a giant douche). This sorcery also works with decimals too!!!

  23. It says pick a number between 2 & 9…3.5 is in fact a number between 2 & 9, (again who the fuck starts at 2?) you’re just too clever CameronGTW – you fooled the internet.

  24. hootie the blowfish

    Rubert: the sum of the digits of 9009, to name one example, does not add up to nine.

  25. hootie the blowfish

    The correct statement would be, “all multiples of nine have digits that add up to a multiple of nine.”

  26. 3.5 still doesn’t get Mary Poppins, you get 9. I think they should have Twilight as #18, just for the retards that pick 10.

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