Travis, you got me. I’m pale as hell and a disgrace, but I’ll still have many more opportunities than you will in life because my command of basic English and communication skills are far superior to yours. Retard has no race.
Sigh, I’m black, but I’m also pale as hell. Do you think he hates me to? I don’t speak like British people, though, so I think I’m okay.
Anyway, in his defense (I have to do this for my brother), I’m guessing some white person said something pretty nasty to him which prompted this post. Doesn’t excuse it, of course, but I’m guessing that’s what happened.
This is not a real facebook post. Hell, it’s not a real anything post; it’s a troll post from the image board 4chan that has been photoshopped onto this guy’s facebook page and then lovingly submitted to this site, which very obviously doesn’t even bother to look at what it posts anymore. They didn’t even take 4chan’s background color off of the text before they uploaded it. Half of these commenters are just as bad as lamebook itself!
I once dated this guy from Ontario California who for some reason talked Brittish. Could not figure it out as he had never been ot of America except for Mexico. Maybe this rascist black man is correct….
I actually learned something today! I had no idea that there was no such thing as a black British person! Thank you Travis, for I am now a little bit less of a close minded “whyte” person because of you
This would have been really hurtful if the grammar and spelling were correct. Now it just looks like this will be the guy packing our (black, Asian, white people who know how to use their brain) groceries in the supermarket. It’s good for him that he has something to stand for though…
Stop trying to sound so British. We already know your gay, pale and overweight. ‘u a disgrace’, you know that. Now quit making Travis sick and just get back to fishin’ like the rest of us caucasians.
What upsets me, whether or not this is fake–brought up by the dorky 4chan guy–is that I can be called a pasty “gluestick,” but oh the horror if I call them **** *******. Many African Amercians (not all for I give respect where respect is due) need to do their homework before tossing the crackers around. My family, on both sides, where here well after slavery was abolished. Hell, of the combined nationalities that make up me, pretty much all of them had little flings of killing each other for sport, well before slavery in the US. I just don’t know why I have to know so much about a race before I can tell them what ghetto assholes they are, but I need only have my skin showing to be a racist descendant of a slave owner. *jumps down from soapbox* Any need this?
@Soup Two negatives make a positive, eh? You better hope Dukey happens to be a fag as well as black, otherwise you’ll be back to square one. Make sure you get a reach around also, otherwise you’ll only get one negative from the whole ordeal.
I will totally run my nails along your gigglesnort, Dukey, and use my wispy Mexican mustache to tickle your grapes, as long as you give me the okay to make black jokes. After I get the go ahead, I’ll be more than willing to crouch down and call for the slider.
My fav is #4 and #18. 4 because I think it is way funny, he hates people who stereotype, but he is obviously cool with generalizing. And 18, just because that is such a winner. We all speak like British people? How fucking awesome would that be, if we all started to do that??
Black people I hate you cause!!!!
1: you have big lips
2: you have nappy hair
3: you get ashy if you don’t lotion up
4: you talk like retards ( LEARN proper English)
5: you need to pull up your pants
6: you’re NOT the father
7: you think WHITE people are “Scurred” of you
8: you live off MY taxes
9: you look like TURDS
10: you have flat noses
11: Travis is your spokes person!!! so since I sterotype you’re all alike!!!!
Man, what a douchebag. If you’re going to spew out so much hate you might as well invest in a little proper grammar. If you’re going to be racist you might not wanna use racist as an argument next time…
Why the feck is my comment awaiting moderation? Fine, I’ll censor it (if my other comment gets through, I swear I’m not crazy repeating myself, lamebook just has sensitive ears)
His rant conjured up the image of racist, fat, gluey marshmallows out fishing with their dogs whilst listening to hip-hop and bitching with two voices (one British and one f****t-ass – which by the way I have no idea how that would sound) about how they are by far a superior race (though of what, I’m not sure, because they’re not even human). I kind of don’t mind being a marshmallow. That sounds like a delicious way to live. The rest of it doesn’t sound so appealing, though…
Now, I hope I don’t get lynched for saying so, but comments such as these from Travis, colored with prejudice, should be behind us, all the way to the back of the bus as we move forward toward a new dawn of understanding, where the fires of intelligent debate are burning, cross words are seldom thrown to and fro, and the hang ups of blacks against whites can be cut loose, but never forgotten.
I wish they’d unblur that picture because I’m pretty sure I got head from that guy. I thought he was calling me Marshmallow for a completely different reason.
This is just too funny and too easy to poke holes in XD
Apart from the obvious irony that he says we all stereotyped and racist, some of it is just crap lol i for one am a thin, non marshmellow lookin white person who DOESNT like fishing, and speakin of which, where the fuck did that come from??? fishing??? lmao
Nice to know that in his entire racist rant though he didnt once refer to us as crackers, coz hey; thats steppin over a line! lmao XD
Oh but he is right about hiphop; white people get out of hiphop! we need to give that back to the black people… coz its shit! lol to all black people; u stick with ur morons rhyming incoherant senctences sentences to an electronic beat and we’ll stick with that little thing called ‘musical talent’
oh my dear. aren’t we ironic today? well… lemme unleashes my “BURN BITCH!” wrath on you, even if you doesn’t read this yet.
1. Black men wore their pants so low, give people a assumption that you shitted in your pants. Black women wear very tight clothes and fake gold jewelry, makes them look like whores with bad seduction skills.
2. you African-Americans are the disgraceful ones to the true African culture.
3. your grammar and punctuation are horrendous, proved the theory of black people are number one unemployed Americans.
4. you obviously have a bad taste in style: giant nasty chrome wheels on cheap shitty cars, over-sized clothes that looks like the mishap in a designer-clothes factory. BUT EVEN WORSE… their idea of wearing too much “bling”… ridiculous!
those three things (mainly third one) are enough for ultimate win. You, with your English or perhaps gibberish and your silly culture, are not able to defending against those true facts!
excuse my angsty rant but i have to said it. there are no hate from me, just true facts.
Your opinion is valued, but it’s very, very obvious that you’re friends with maybe two or three black men, if any. First off, I wish that everyone would stop referring to any race as a whole when saying anything. For example,”Black men wore their pants so low, give people a assumption that you shitted in your pants. Black women wear very tight clothes and fake gold jewelry, makes them look like whores with bad seduction skills.” So you’re saying that all black people do this? I mean, you’ve met every black person in the U.S., right? This is obviously true (note the sarcasm). Second, don’t even talk about a culture disgracing its mother culture. Do you do everything you can to honor your own heritage? African cultures are one of the highest studied cultures in the world. There’s no way we could honor the old African people. There was just too much…Third, don’t talk about another’s grammar if yours is just as bad. I stopped counting the number of spelling errors, uncapitalized letters, punctuation errors, and grammar errors in your comment. What’s funny is that my six year old little brother read this and cringed because of all the mistakes. Lastly, thanks for judging the man’s style. I’m not sure why you assumed that comment was relevant, but it wasn’t.
Now, here’s the thing.I’m not completely disagreeing with you. people who sag their pants are idiots. i tell anyone I see to put a belt on. A lot of people IN GENERAL type and speak with terrible grammar (as you can see from this site.) Black people are no exception. And, big rims on shitty cars are a bad look. I HATE big rims and bling.
Now here’s my challenge, from a black man to whoever reads this. Get off your high horse, through out your pre-conceived ideas, STOP making assumptions about other races based on the media, friends, families, whatever….That KILLS societies and promotes so many bad ideas… Go out and meet a black man or woman. And no, don’t go straight to a hood and say ‘I told you so!” Go to a college, a park, a grocery store….whatever. maybe you’ll meet me! Twenty years old, working on a music education degree and a music performance degree…not to become a shitty pop star, but to play in an orchestra one day. New York Philharmonic would be nice….
Black people are just people with our own culture. You want to know real African American culture? Research it. Start with Dixieland…music of New Orleans. Move on up through the jazz ranks…eventually, you’ll find rock and roll…funk, soul, jazz fusion, R&B, REAL HIP HOP!!!!!!! (can’t stress that enough…all rap you hear on the radio is just plain garbage)…I’m sure you’ll find that somehow, someway, you were heavily influenced by a black person….