@Svetlana: *reciprocates Svetlana’s affection with a suggestive smile* Good thanks, apart from the summer flu. Now I’m feeling better I’m here doing the same thing as you . The hook is baited, the line is in the water, so now we wait.
The kisses are appreciated as I immediately feel a little better. Thank you . I’m in Australia. On the coast of Queensland where we are get an average of 30 degree Celsius temperatures in summer. I blame the Christmas shopping and not sleeping afterwards, but you know. How is the temperature in Africa dear?
@ Svetlana: LOL! Thats pretty much my feelings about christmas shopping. Im shocked I didnt kill someone last time I was out. I figure if I murder one it will warn the rest of the herd to stay away. My husband wouldnt let me though. Something about being a grinch or jail time I wasnt really listening. He said to just run the shopping cart into a few brittle old lady ankles. That would be sufficient warning.
That sounds awesome! No home sickness symptoms for Insane when he gets to Africa .
Thank fuck Christmas only happens once a year! You know how you see people putting Christmas lay-bys on in February and you think “You’re such a loser! Christmas is fucking ages away!!”. Well I believe it may be time for Insane to get off of his high horse and do as they do. Means less time in those germ infected death-traps called shopping centres. But yes, Eating shit is much more of a delight than Christmas shopping. I would eat 2 Kilograms of Doggy chalk if it got me out of going again next year.
I hate shopping full stop, let alone at christmas. Luckily, like all on here, I have access to the internet. My christmas shopping was done on the 30th November and wrapped as and when they turned up. Work round the problem, ‘sides, internet shopping tends to be cheaper
Megan is pointing out that Nick said COTK? That’s not even a swear. Megan, you suck.
And Svetlana, Insane, Me, Makster:
Yes, heavy sedation works. Just go and smoke a bunch o’ marijuana, and you’ll LOVE Christmas shopping…though I don’t think everyone wants a bag of BBQ Doritos for Christmas.
@bry: I love that idea! Absolutely brilliant! Although I don’t know if anyone would get any presents. I would more than likely end up in a gold class cinema watching a ‘less than half baked’ comedy like meet the spartans, with multiple alcoholic beverages and munchies. Fun yes, counter-productive yes, fun yes. Oh right, said that already. Maybe I could try some Valium. Got any??
@kaysar: “All hail Kaysar!”
iyaa: You must be the little troll we have been waiting for.
@Makster: That was funny, but kind of harsh. After Christmas is finished I am going to return your gift! *Pokes out tongue*