What happens if one of them actually makes it through alive? I don’t want to actually buy a car from them and it seems like such a dick move to say “just kidding” at the end. Should I hire an archer to stay nearby so they can shoot the winner?
Bacchante, stop inherently bothering Laila.
We DO NOT wish to witness her try to grow another pair. The first time was excruciating enough, and she still hasn’t worked out exactly what to do with them.
I can’t help it if I’m inherently bothersome… well, I probably could, but Laila has no power. I’m guessing she’s a kindy teacher and just wants everyone to get along like they used to when she was a small child.
No one gets royalties. You get a one-time rate, and that’s it. This isn’t Hollywood, and people aren’t going to pay to air this fight. It’s only going to be a YouTube “sensation” like Kimbo Slice, not a multimillion dollar blockbuster hit.
After you each are paid, I get the rest of the profits, and that’s final.
No way, man! I haven’t fucking signed anything.
The way you try to rip off the artists is worse than all the RIAAs of the whole world! We are the 99% and you’re just a greedy fatcat who should be torn to shreds by a baying mob.
If this actually went anywhere, maybe I could be the fat cat, but you guys have completely lost all the sizzle before 30 comments. This is pathetic. Currently, your “tiny” wage is probably more than I stand to make off of this. Google, however, could make millions off of this one if the video takes off, but it won’t be enough for anyone to get rich if you guys keep up this mild-mannered cotton ball fight.
It’s impossible to have a piece of a product that doesn’t exist, so until you get back to work, neither of us will get anything. Where the hell did Leila go? Is she out with Freddy again? Dammit, this whole production is falling to pieces. We have puppies that need petting, dogs that need walking, and a fight that needs to be fought. Let’s hustle. People. We have work to be done before anyone here can get paid.