in all honesty, i think finger banging is when you bang your finger on something. e.g. you just walk past the counter-top and catch your finger on it, and your mum says ‘why are you wailing like a banshee?’ -’mom, i just did some serious finger-banging, id. est. i just banged my f-ing finger!!! jhkjgjlkhfjg!’
i think that’s what it is anyway. glad to be of service.
Thanks for clearning that up for me there alord. I do, however, wonder about the merits of finger banging and what on earth the other participants at the auditorium got out of it. Kids these days.. Don’t know they’re born, half of them… What does that mean too? I’m in a perpetual state of confusion half the time, the other half, I couldn’t tell you.
Sometimes when I’m making dinner and I cut onions or garlic I get the smell on my fingers and it stays there even the next day. And I can’t help but to keep smelling them. I don’t know why but for some reason finger banging made me think of that.
The real question here is: how did a biker couple end up at a Twilight movie? I’m assuming they were prospects and had to do this as initiation.
“Hey, Tiny, you need to go to that Eclipse movie tonight.”
“Why, boss? That is bullshit teeny bopper stuff.”
“Don’t question me, prospect. Make it happen.”
“Fine. Can I at least bring Easy Sally?”
“Easy Sally is busy tonight polishing helmets. Take Mama Peach.”
Every night, Yoink, me and his mother use to sit together for supper and we shared laught.
We used to discuss woods for hours and hours till Yoink’s 6th mother called us in for evening tea.
It was all going fine till this British girl of 22 years came and ruined everything.
Now I dont have a son who will see my casket being lowered down into my grave and the one who will bring trolls home when I am gone…
I am a heart broken man and I don’t have anything to say, except to the British girl: Die! Bitch die!
I kind of feel sorry for that 22 year old British girl.
To Yoink’s creator, a apologise for saying there was a good probability that you’re ugly. I really had no basis for that. And I also apologise for saying that you are definitely a psychopath. I’ve reduced that to about a 30% chance.
I think it was all just a bit of fun. Just a bit more fun than normal people like me. I mean I go on about being an old man when I’m actually 14. And I sometimes say my penis has fallen off or that I need viagra, when my penis is actually 9 inches of erection nearly all the fuckin’ time, the god damned thing. And then I’ve even talked about shaving my nutsack when the truth is I steal my dad’s Rogaine and put it all over my balls to try to get some hair to grow.
Anyway, the point is, alord, if you get a chance I say hit that. If I had the chance I would. She was pretty entertaining even though I never actually read any of the boring shit she wrote anyway.
Hate to break up this lovely, innocent 1950s explanation of finger banging, but I feel a sense of duty to truth.
The term finger banging refers to the insertion of..ahem..a finger into a lady’s soft and squidgy bit, to expediate the delivery of sensual pleasure in said female.
This is a classic cinema move largely carried out by sexually inexperienced 14 and 15-year-olds.
If on a film date, this would be an acceptable level to reach for the young man’s friends – and may even be congratulated by those who seek intimate details of such excursions.
Some hardcore finger bangers move on to use more than one digit.
Eventually, as things progress, they have sex and fuck the whole cinema thing off.
I’m with you on the chopping onions or garlic thing tho..
I like to smell my fingers after having a smoke too.
Sometimes I worry people watch me and think I’m strange tho, so I’m trying to reign it in.
Jim, the first one is referring to an american sitcom called family matters. Steve Urkel is a nerdy genius who figures out how to “make himself cool” and become a new version of himself, named Stefan Urquelle, or something like that. my memory’s a bit fuzzy on the details – I watched it as a kid.
It started out with a DNA transforming serum called “Cool Juice”. It suppressed his nerd genes and left his cool ones there to flourish.
Laura starts out quite taken by this new Stefan creation, until it’s realized that the “cool genes” are more narcissistic than cool.
Steve eventually improves the serum and creates a transformation chamber as well, to make things more flashy in the process.
Much later, Steve created a cloning machine, which he didn’t think was working properly, but somehow ended up cloning himself. The ethical dilemma was solved by choosing to turn one of the Steves into Stefan, permanently.
At least I think so… I watched it as a kid as well.
wow you have a much better memory than me, lol! I remembered the juice, and the chamber, and knew at some point he cloned himself. then there was the disney episode where stefan proposed to laura and steve loved myrtle or whatever her name was, but I don’t remember how it all ended.
Love Ahmed’s comment – when I’m bored, I like to engage in lengthy e-mail exchanges with Nigerian scammers. You can really keep them going for a while by asking ridiculous questions and giving fake information as long as they still have some hope that you may actually pay them some money eventually. I do all this from a gmail account under the name Harry Potter, of course.
You know, every time I see the trailers for Eclipse, I can’t help but thinking “man, all that needs is some fingerbanging bikers and it would be the cool juice.” Actually no, the thought of a biker couple getting it on jr-high style at a movie about shiny vampires makes me concerned about the future of Western civilization.
Also, you guys’ knowledge of Family Matters is both impressive and concerning all at the same time.