Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Tooooo Much

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  1. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

  2. Frodo uses a shepee

  3. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit…

  4. i think a little bit of throw up just came up into my mouth…

  5. Grace and Michael’s exchange cannot be real!

  6. The fuck is this shit?!

    The stuff I submitted is by far funnier!!

  7. Good, good. And I am pretty sure I mean vagina (that smells like hockey gear)

  8. My gem? Lord have mercy !

  9. I know people like Shelley and Nick who flirt with each other, make personal plans, and proposition each other over status messages when they’re in the same house, or even in the same room. I just want to tell them to JUST TALK TO EACH OTHER, you know, in REAL LIFE and leave us out of it. Christ on a cracker, it drives me crazy. But I remain silent. I keep quiet and plan my revenge. Oh, it will be sweet. Sweet, terrible revenge.

  10. nick might be a pussy whipped metro, but at least he is about to get r done

  11. Holy, Bloody Hell!! Did anyone else go to the Shepee website? That is the funniest damn thing I have ever seen. I really think that one status update made this worth all the other lame ass crap they put in this group.

  12. @Username: Good, good! Freaking love it… well my own anyways.

  13. my precious…

  14. @Sensible Madness
    What do you have planned? Will you do the same thing to total strangers who like to brag while at childrens birthday parties where they have sex in public? Please?

  15. It scares me how little this woman knows about her own anatomy.

  16. Seriously, what is up with you people and Frodo?

  17. You’re nobody until you try to start a lame meme apparently…then you become somebody, a lame somebody.

  18. just passing through

    just found the frodo thread. that was pretty funny.

  19. I’m so fed up of doing rants about couples who show off on Facebook xD I should start copying and pasting it on all of these.

    Needless to say I hate it. Some girl on my Facebook was doing about ten a day, and it took everything I had not to start ranting in a comment on one of the statuses.

  20. @BritishHobo – then you would have just been posted to Lamebook for us all to make fun of and maybe virtual high five.

  21. BritishHobo is Frodo.

  22. I had to sign up just to say LOL @SensibleMadness. My hero.

  23. The fourth and fifth ones aren’t lame at all.

    I like Dr. Pepper.

  24. @Sensible Madness you rock and i will be forever grateful for that ‘GEM’ of a phrase christ on a cracker!

    I use the word ‘Gem’ in an appropriate way not the douchey way grace uses it as a pet name for her bloke! i mean come on gem?? seriously??

    Idont get the 4th post did they drive all the way to sign post camp out miss thanksgiving and drive home again?

    Only a true friend like Kara will help you pee! i wonder why she needed help!!

    ooops rambling!!

  25. @Sensible Madness

    Actually they ARE in the same house at least; he asks her to “come upstairs.” Pathetic.

  26. oh shit you guys.. make sure you don’t go to shepee.COM. it’s definitely .org, and i learned the hard way :(

  27. LMAO, the comments here make this site hilarious. Senible Madness and Username_Login…. my comedic heros…

  28. @itsametaphorfool: Seriously dude, I had to check what you were talking about… Here is a big “EWWWWWW” just for you!

  29. 1. I’ve heard of the she-pee, but it looks quite awkward to use. I’d rather piss on a puppy. They self-clean afterwards, and you can play frisbee with them too!

    2. Kara put a cup to someone’s vag so they could pee? Her friend urinates from her good-good? Either there’s been some serious internal tearing going on there, or Kara is stupid… or perhaps she was being polite and really meant “I put a cup up to ur vag so u could menstruate, losing blood-rich tissue over the course of several days”. That’s a more amusing mental image, and would show real friendship dedication.

    3. His actual name is Brodrick. I can’t get past that. It’s like a cross between Blackadder’s “Baldrick” and Monty Python’s “Welease Wodewick!”

    4. I want to know what “Britny” did. And I hate people who use their kids as the automatic moral high ground for everything.

    5. I sympathise with those commenters who balk at the nauseating sweetness of naive young lust… but just console yourselves that if their courtship is so irritatingly public, so will their inevitably messy and painful breakup be. We can wait.

    6. Grace and Michael. I hate you. What the freaking fuck is all this gem/treasure stuff about? Are you trying to be pirates? If so, you fail, as you should have opted for doubloons/bounty. I bet Michael started calling Grace “my treasure” first. And Grace, not wanting to be left out, went straight to her online thesaurus, to find a word that was just as good as that but basically the same, and came up with “gem”. That’s my actual real-life name, you stupid bint, it doesn’t suit boys and probably makes Michael feel uncomfortable! Do you realise that whenever someone tries to get my attention for the next week or so, I will immediately think of pathetic, fawning, internet-love? Are you proud of yourselves? WELL?

    Ahem. Sorry. I get the impression that Michael and Grace don’t really know what else to say to each other, except repeating their odd pet-names, and once the initial passion has worn off, they’ll either drift apart, or go an a crazy killing spree. Woo!

  30. I’m smelling what Sensible Madness is cooking.

    As for Gem and Treasure, well I’m afraid they are going to have to die. Horribly, slowly, and painfully. Their deaths will serve as an example to others.

  31. My vomit….

  32. Sensible Madness, I think I love you.

  33. I think Shelly and Nick are PERHAPS living in student halls. When I was at halls and had a girlfriend, we wouldn’t always know exactly when we were in, and to save walking all the way over we’d text or miss call or something of the sort to summon one another.

    Having said that, they’re fucking wastes of space and should be shot in the genitals ASAP for having this conversation in public. Same goes for Grace and Michael. Can’t stand those couples…

  34. Ok, I’m just not getting the Arizona one – they went to Arizona, got screwed over, came home. Where’s the lame???

  35. I DIDN’T READ YOUR COMMENTS, ESPECIALLY WHAT’S-HIS-FUCK’S BULLETIN POINTS RAMBLING EXTRAVAGANZA UP THERE. JUST ENOUGH WITH FRODO AND HIS POOL, OKAY? CAN WE DROWN FRODO IN HIS POOL, EH? CUZ I’D REALLY LIKE FOR THAT TO HAPPEN. NOW.

  36. YOU ARE ALL FUCKING FRODO, OKAY? I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE A FUCKING POOL OR NOT. YOU ARE ALL FUCKING FRODO.

  37. insert clever name here

    @spinach dip – See that key to the left of the A key? It should say CapsLock. If you just tap that with the pinkie finger on your left hand you will avoid looking like a total douche. You’re welcome.

  38. MY CAPSLOCK IS ON BECAUSE I’M YELLING, SON. AT YOU, YOU STUPID FUCK.

  39. It should just say “insert clever comment I heard on the internet when someone else used all caps”, you STUPID FUCKING DOUCHEBAG.

  40. LOUD NOISES!

  41. insert clever name here

    @spinach dip – I’m not a son. Furthermore, I don’t usually hear things on the internet, I read them. I also suggest you produce the evidence when you accuse someone of plagiarism. My comment was not plagiarized but then someone who’s most witty comeback is “you STUPID FUCKING DOUCHEBAG” probably could not fathom being able to come up with anything more eloquent than that.

  42. FRODO DOESN’T HAVE A POOL!!!!!

  43. chickens dont clap

    spinach dip is frodo

  44. I HAVE A POOL, THEREFORE I AM NOT FRODO.

    @insert clever name here: WHAT??

  45. YOU ARE MOST DEFINITELY A SON.

  46. A SON WHO LACKS ANY SORT OF ORIGINALITY, AT THAT. GO DIE.

  47. hehehe. Chickens don’t clap. “Have any of you ever even SEEN a chicken?”

  48. @ spinach dip

    What’s with all the angst??

  49. @wordpervert: the internets are serious business.

  50. As the person who submitted the Michael-Grace/Treasure-Gem convo, I can assure you it’s very real and quite barf worthy. It used to be all over my news feed until I ‘hid’ them.

  51. JacksSmirkingRevenge

    The idea of someone named Brodrick consuming massive amounts of protein perfectly fits the “meathead” stereotype. His parents just set him up for that one.

  52. insert clever name here

    *sigh*
    @spinach dip – Just out of curiosity, what makes you think I am male?

  53. ICNH, you take things WAY too seriously. I don’t have a pool, either.

  54. I’m over the Frodo references, it’s time for something new

  55. insert clever name here

    @spinach dip – Perhaps you’re right. Carry on then.

  56. Shepee was fucking brilliant. I think that’s an awesome invention! Right on, Shepee inventors! Hahaha.

  57. @wordpervert – ur gay and so is Frodo

  58. @ Senible Madness “Christ on a cracker” lol

    I think i love you

  59. Of course Shelly and Nick are in the same house you fuck wits, and their bedrooms are separated by their parents room, the same parents that is.

  60. NOTE TO MY HUSBAND: I would not appreciate receiving a she-pee for my birthday. Just thought I better let you know.

    Kara, you should really meet Bobby Brown who alleges he pulled a turd from Whitney’s arse in the name of love. you two seem to not have any boundaries where love is concerned.

    Brodrick, you have been drinking too much KoolAid with red dye number whatever in it. Every time I let my kids drink a particular flavor of Koolaid, their poop turns NEON green. They are five and nine and find neon poop very funny and conversation worthy. Which leads me to a question – Broderick, how old are you?

    My Treasure
    My Gem
    MY GAWD! Blech

  61. Off topic but has anyone introduced Ben and SpinachDip? They seem to have much in common, mainly a fondness for foul language and yelling.

  62. I was on the inside looking out for you
    You were on the outside looking in
    We were a witchy coven of white women
    We knew a lot about a regional sin
    We were protected by the police crime wave
    Gangster computer with a bloodied touch
    There were so many of us
    Or not enough
    Or maybe much, too much
    Too much, too much!

  63. @21: I assume you’re either the girl from my Facebook, or somebody else who absolutely loves to bang on about how awesome it was to spend all night cuddling with their boy/girlfriend in your status, therefore fuck you.

  64. @ the same person as BritishHobo is referring to,

    A big fuck you from me to you as well

  65. BritishHobo definitely has a pool…

  66. my god.

  67. um…. ew

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