eenerbl, there is something wrong with you. I’m a heterosexual male and I’d still at least rub Bugs Bunny’s belly… he’s really cute/sexy.
And about the seven dwarves, when they have sex, they’re actually 100% the opposite of what their names suggest.
Bashful is instead experimentative and sure of himself.
Sleepy is wide awake the entire time, taking everything in.
Doc is clueless when it comes to the genitalia of women, which is unfortunate, as he often tries to hump elbows and bottoms of feet.
Grumpy ends up being cheerful and agreeable, willing to do anything to please (yes, even THAT).
Dopey is incredibly skillful… knowing the ins and outs of Snow White in such a literal sense that she always picks him to “finish the deal”.
Sneezy is allergic to everything normally, but once the musky scent of sex and sweat fill his nostrils, he’s as clear as a summer sky (and twice as horny).
Happy hates sex… it depresses him so much and you often hear him whimpering in the middle, or muttering something about his high score in Wii Bowling.
And the eight dwarf, named “Staminey”… well, I think you know what he does in bed, or rather, what he does in his pants before getting into bed.
Lol! Blow jobs and ice cream. I like that one better, sounds more fun. Stupid smiley faces, that is way better. XD, blow jobs and ice cream for everyone! (O.K., I’ve had too much wine, time to go to bed before my husband reads this.)
is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? hahahahaalarious… @14-mcowles that was very disturbing indeed. have you ever seen snow white? the dwarfs don’t bathe so that would be one dirty, dirty, smelly orgy
So… I might be a lil’ behind, but what’s the story behind the “if disney is with gay marriage/parenting” remark? I’d try searching, but the thought of even having a memory of googling “disney gay marriage” scares me.
Freezit4: Disney hosts “Gay Days” every year for about a week where they welcome gay couples, families, etc. Also, Disney started offering themed fairy tale weddings for gay couples. Probably best to keep the search off of your work history anyway, though.