Once more, I have a deep, burning urge to show someone the “Send a message” button. Also, who the hell writes something along the lines of “I might be pregnant and if I am it’s yours” via facebook AND ends it in “xoxo”…?!
I figured that it was THE best way to break the good news to everyone, especially with so many of you on here having the potential to be the father. See Llamabook, if you send a message how will ALL the potential fathers find out? This way you can be 100% sure not to miss anyone!
blonde, I s’pose you’re right… Also, if she hadn’t posted “My coochy start bleedin’” publicly, about 74% of the public would not be able to sleep tonight. On a semi-related note, 86% of all statistics are made up.
Llamabook and blondebimbo, you two should co-rule the earth. You would establish world peace, hunger and poverty would be abolished, and there would be buttloads of butterflies, far as the eye could see.
If I had a nickle for every time I heard a young ghetto girl say, “It’s ok, my coochy started bleedin’,” I’d be a rich women. Unless I was at a DSS office, ’cause girls be praying for pregnancies up in there. Just saying, stop buying Escalades.
If we co-ruled the earth, then all websites but Wikipedia would be deleted, and citations would merely link back to another Wikipedia entry, and it would be an endless loop of TRUTH. I would say Lamebook could stay but it probably got sued. Oh wait-
Llamabook, that will be our first decree “No other websites other than Wikipedia shall be used. Period. The end.” I am so excited for this epic endless loop of truth! There will be so many facts swirling around in the world people won’t know what to do with themselves! This is going to be AMAZING.
I feel we both understand each other, are on the same page, and have an fantastic mastery of statistics. And don’t forget like two comments ago I also said bleeding coochies. I have this all planed out. No playa hatin’ and trolling can be brought against us!
You really did plan this all out! Now I feel stupid for not taking note of your master plan like two comments ago. I’m not quite sure what I bring to the table here anymore… Excuse me while I have a mid-life-crisis-even-though-I’m-only-17.