No wonder he was bored. That poor girl that nearly took his virginity probably didn’t realize she was going to be having sex with Will from The Inbetweeners.
“Just… try moving your hips.”
“Right… right… how owuld that work exactly?”
I dont want an inexperienced chic… been there, done that… I dont want a slut either… Want a gal that knows what she is doing, yet gained the majority of it with guys she seeing at the time… We all have flings or nights we wish we didnt remember, but if thats how you are getting the majority of your sex… Then you are a slut… If that offends you, quite being such a slut
Menstruation is a natural thing. It’s like trees blowing in the wind or a baby calf learning to walk for the first time. It’s like a flake of skin clinging to your shirt as you take it off or a piece of toast landing butter side down. It’s like a baby’s tears or a mother’s breastmilk.
How are these all alike? They’re all natural and beautiful….. and I’ve eaten every one of them at least once.
I know a woman that has been bottling her urine for 10 years. Do I smell a match made in heaven? Or… hmmm, no, I smell ammonia… she also has arthritis, so she can’t close the jars all THAT well.
awww, you’re making me blush. I’m actually a mixture of Jacob and Edward… I rarely go out in the sunlight and I’m incredibly hairy all over. I just thought I was a geeky guy with bad genes. Maybe I’m actually a werepire!
I think you may need to add that to urban dictionary. Now I’m wishin I was a dude just so I could possibly work it into dialogue at some point in my life. It would give me something to strive for, if you will.
My investigative side has noticed that you used the word “prefer”. Therefore, you leave open the door (and your legs) to the possibility that you ENJOY fruit, but that you just don’t prefer it over “the meat”.
My Freudian side noticed that you used the term “just for kicks” and wonders if you have a masochistic side to yourself as well.
My Richard Simmons side wishes you were male and wore more patriotic tank tops.
My Chewbacca side wishes hnnnhrrhhh awwgggghhh wrrhwrwwhw!